violent urges

Your long distance boyfriend should move further away

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

what if instead of gambling it was hamburging and you ate a hamburger

Two trans girls brutally murdered in the span of a week but they're doing "hypervisibility" discourse on twitter. Feeling real privileged by my "hypervisibility" rn

Duncan is such a nothingburger of a man I'm sorry

Lady Macbeth trying to persuade her husband to commit regicide

Can we hit eachother im bored

i Am 4 years old and i Drink and smoke every day and i dont give a fuck.

Being stabbed repeatedly and bleeding out would fix me.

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

I think im finally in a good headspace to receive 500 dollars for no reason. ive found it within my self, and i think i could finally handle receiving a large amount of money like that & it wouldnt greatly inconvenience me at all. honestly i might have JUST enough room in my bank account for it? Im just sayeing now would be a good time if it were to happen

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play