I cannot run.

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Name: Baymax Age: a baby

Likes

Giving unwarranted medical advice

Fist Bumps

Petting cats

Dislikes

Running

People being hurt

??????

You can probably find him just wandering everywhere, as far as his stubby legs can allow him to waddle.

“I-I’m sorry to hear about your creator.” She frowned, her face flushing slightly. So, it was here all alone? That was pretty sad. 

“Healthcare, huh? That’s a pretty good idea, I wonder if my health looks okay after the stress of adjusting here. Oh, but I suppose you don’t work on witches, though. Only on humans.”

[It’s okay he’s still here.] 

Baymax point his stubby finger to his chest. 

[A witch? It is August.] 

aiba://    “marshmellow, soft pillow, or cotton ball all suit your white, plush EXTERIOR. but you have the PRESENCE of a titanus giganteus, so please add it to your potential descriptors, as i think it will be VERY useful.”

she thought so, at least!

“the reason you may be doubting my functionality is because i am currently projecting in a more advanced form for convenience sake, but i can ELABORATE if you wish. but in any case, my creator, PEWTER, has provided me with the hormone OXYTOCIN, which i administer through my neural connectors. since hormonal control centers exist in the brain, it is rather EFFICIENT and presents the host with little… er… only SOME abnormal side effects, considering the treatment and dosage. i have not, however, been introduced to the… TRAIN method of administering medication, as my treatments do not extend beyond this single task.”

[Titanus Giganteus...Searching...searching...Ah. A titan beetle. I’m afraid I don’t see how I look like one.]

[Oxytocin, a hormone that helps in reproduction and as a mood elevator, even allowing one to feel things such as empathy and trust. ] 

[It contains the amino acid compounds of   Cysteine–Tyrosine–Isoleucine–Glutamine–Asparagine–Cysteine–Proline–Leucine–Glycineamide. It is usually achieved by normal human interaction such as hugging but can be synthetically taken via pills usually doing childbirth.  Please tell your patience congratulations on having a child. If they need to take a pill you can do the train method like like this.] 

“Booboo?” She muttered to herself before shaking her head.

“No, no, I just wanted to ask about your purpose? And–who’s your creator? Are they here?” She really liked his design. Maybe she’d copy it for her own abominations. 

A soft gasp–it was so precious. “Hey! Halt! I need to speak with you!” 

aiba://   “your design is optimal for SOOTHING otherwise healthcare adverse humans. you resemble a beetle, if i may say so, and i can think of little that is more comforting than beetle hums in summer. i too have MEDICAL functionality. i was designed as a medication administering PROSTHETIC and investigative assistant by means of NEURAL connections to the brain. we are quite alike, you and me.”

[Nice to meet you. This is the first time somebody has called me a beetle. Past statistic have said a marshmallow. I shall add this to my index.] 

A neural connection to the brain, fascinating. 

@vinylhelper​​

aiba://    “finally, an INTELLECTUAL. toasters haven’t been the best company.” it was refreshing, settling into conversation with another form of artificial intelligence akin to herself. although she cannot connect directly to his circuitry and communicate through more easily processable code, at least they’d have enough auditory functioning to communicate. “are you HYDROPHOBIC?? my external is HIGHLY hydrophobic and protected from high TEMPERATURES within earth’s natural ranges.  what are your SPECS?? let’s talk.”

[My specs?]

❝Uh… I-It’s a play on words. A pun, if you will. Youths on the streets sometimes refer to each other as “dog”, and then they ask “what is up, dog” as a greeting. I was merely trying to see if someone would fall for and let an old man have a few laughs.❞

[......]

[......]

Uh-oh. You’ve forced his hand, Baymax. ❝Not much, my good fellow! What is up with you?❞

“Oh no, are you… okay?”

Jim isn’t sure what he’s looking at here, but he will try to help this… marshmallow man… up.

Waddle. Waddle. Waddle.

“ ——— ha… hahaha… ha… no, deekin not pretend like that joke is funny. is bad joke. ”