NO DICE

That’s assuming a lot about women on the whole, Vinnie. I suggest you check yourself, sir.

Check myself before I wreck myself, huh? Nah.

Naaah.

It's just...ya ever notice how if a bunch a' people are talking, the guys do most of it. And I figure it's 'cause they just expect the chicks to jump in, but they don't. You gotta, like, ask 'em what they wanna say. So it's the same but different.

Oh just let me have this, no one calls me nice names.

I'm sure plenty a' people call ya nice names. Yer pretty fuckin' nice.

Yeah but I got sweetheart.

Yeah, well, here's to not lettin' things go to yer head, huh? [Vinnie snorts.] Yer alright when ya wanna be I guess.

Oh, I’m sweetheart now? 

I call everyone fun names. Don't worry 'bout it. [Vinnie snorts.] Yeah, well, if I was smart, I'd smoke less and drink more. And gee, thanks. Now I can sleep at night knowin' ya like me just fine.

If I had made you a swear jar you’d owe me like over fifty bucks.

Fifty bucks probably wouldn' even be near what I owe ya, sweetheart. Hate to say it. [Vinnie smirks.] 'Scuse you. I'm just sorta...ya know, colorful. Cursin' helps me express myself, yeah? And, fuck, I got a high school degree. Can't talk like no...scholar shit. S'all snobs.

Well I am going to tell her you are cursing superfluously in front of a lady.

Pfft. Superfluously. That's a dumbass word. You oughta be nicer to me, ya know.

I’m gunna tell your aunt if you don’t quit dropping so many f-bombs!

Eh, she knows I do it, and she don't mind as long as it ain't in her presence.

Why would I want to do that when everyone is out touching mouths with someone else in New York right now?

'Cause I ain't got no one to fuckin' touch mouths with. I mean, I know I'm a fuckin' stud, but eh, sometimes I'm single.

Valentines schmalentine’s day.

Ya can't sit here and mope. Let's go out. 

Children are adorable on Valentine’s Day. They don’t yet understand the agony of actual relationships and that love isn’t real. And I think that’s beautiful. 

Maybe they should make vodka juiceboxes so we can catch em' before it's too late.

I don’t want my liver to die, I like it, it serves a purpose.

Hey, my liver does okay. I mean, sorta. Maybe.

Look at me I’m 5’1” I think it would kill me!

You just gotta build up a tolerance!

Help a sister out, have a drink with me.

But it'd be funnier to just watch ya chug the whole thing.

No Vincent! I am very sober.

Well, then that fuckin' sucks.

Havin' a good time there, Soleil?

My heart wasn’t in it either but I think it’s why I don’t get on as well now with him.

Well, ain't no one can force ya to get on on with no one. And dun' forget it, huh? [He grins.] And beeds. Don't forget the bees.