saint

Human au where daniel is sent by big waffle house to fix the location where armand works, and you know armand runs that shit and he doesn't play about his waffle house

mop would go crazy for a Thai milk tea

let's put this clear, a man will never be cooler than a butch lesbian

butches that get possessive, butches that never break eye contact as they make their way slowly down your body, kissing every inch of you, feeling their strong hands on your hips holding you still, delicately blowing on your sensitive spots just to watch you squirm without them even having to touch you, settling inbetween your thighs, kissing and biting them, moaning at the sight of your wet cunt that’s just desperate to be touched, their tounge gently teasing you…

need a butch to grab me by my hips and move me up and down on their strap yesterday

man, i bet some big, beefy woman knuckle-deep in me this holiday would finally fix that faulty wiring in my brain