Meticulously Malevolent!

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

Aku by Jason Kang

Something I’ll never finish, Nintendo this is your fault.

Beautiful no?

APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

i’m so glad this went in a completely unexpected direction

We have people that are homeless, we have people that are starving, we’re almost on the verge of another world war. But you people are complaining about a fictional ship mostly because it’s heterosexual. You people are the most spoiled brats ever. Why don’t go to your Settings delete your account turn off your phone turn off your computer turn off your TV and go outside get some fresh air rethink your life.this is the sad fact of the world we live in people where a fictional ship can trigger people to make accounts to solely to tell people to kill themselves, to witchhunt, and to fox people.

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

everything jack says is Iconic™ and i dont think his dialogue gets enough credit

Except it’s not actually a bar. It’s a metaphor for imperialism with multiple endings and bad puns and everybody dies the end.

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

CUTE 

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

bRO

This is but a part of the entire thing.