VillainRowlock

Toph Beifong: unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want.

thinking about The Desert episode of ATLA and, like.  imagine the scenario from Katara’s pov in modern times.  you’re fourteen and your kind-of-boyfriend’s dog has been kidnapped and he is (reasonably) pitching a fit over it.  meanwhile your brother just accidentally ate a psychadelic mushroom and is absolutely tripping (and so is your cat?).  it’s up to you, again, a fourteen year old, to get both of these boys and a blind girl out of the desert where you are very lost.  also the only thing you have to drink is like… water from a swimming pool.  you find an abandoned toyota camry in the middle of a sand dune but the gps coordinates are set to a mountain full of hornets.  luckily you run into the dognappers (they accuse you of stealing their toyota camry) but your twelve year old kind-of-boyfriend threatens to kill them all and almost does until you give him a hug. the dognappers tell you that they sold the dog and now you have to search an entire city to find him.

shut up if someone said this to me i would think they’re the coolest and funnest person in the world

Clearly tumblr user fefairys has never met a funny pr cool person ever

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

#this gets funnier the more time goes on