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Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

Elves are flat-earthers

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

This post really was a rollercoaster.

for elves it was a straight line

@cheezitthefuzz