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[Makes a show of pouting] Good, I thought maybe you hadn’t.Â
No games. Why would I play a game with you? [Perhaps slight sarcasm—?]
You know what, maybe you don’t realize this, but someone’s feelings can’t be incorrect.Â
[Raises both eyebrows] Well, I hadn’t seen you in a while. I didn’t know where you’d gotten to. How did you want me to notify you of it?
[He resists the urge to roll his eyes]
[Dryly] I would beg to differ.
...Seeing where emotions have gotten us before.
[Sighs] You know perfectly well where I have been: at the office. I suppose a letter or an email shall suffice. Unless you would much rather announce it in song? [Sarcastic or serious? - it's hard to tell]Â
[There is a blink-and-you'll-miss hint of disappointment]
...Not that I would expect to be in attendence.
imagine a ravenclaw eduard who tries to integrate hogwarts and the technology of the muggle world
lays down
Slytherin!Toris and Ravenclaw!Eduard tho)
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[Attempts not to laugh, and succeeds for now]
Surely you must have heard the phrase, “Easier said than done.”
[Little huff] Maybe I am and maybe I’m not.
[crosses his arms]Â I have heard.
[huffs] ...I can see where this is going. Do not play a game with me.
[...Was that the right phrase?...]
Your thoughts are your own, no matter how incorrect they are. I am not going to waste my time in an attempt to cheer you up.
I came here on 'business'. [grimaces]Â ...Did you have any intent of notifying me of the wedding?
How big is your loaf
[...People are strange...]
Assuming the amount the pan could hold...
Approximately twenty-three centimeters, give or take?...Unless you are asking for the 'width', by which, I would guess five centimeters.
I am not going to waste my time on exact measurements.
[Dips a chunk of rye bread into his soup]
...Why do you ask?

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Rumor has it that Toris has a nice pair of buns
[Innuendo flies straight over his head]
[He takes it literally]
Ah, uhm, forgive me. As of right now I don't have a 'nice' pair of buns, but I do have a large loaf of rye. ...Will that sate you?
[...People gossip about the strangest things, I swear...]
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anonymously leave a rumor about my character in my inbox
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Really? I mean, being a kingdom in and of itself is cooler than being this. Besides, I think I was more badass back then.Â
You weren’t aware because you’re not cool.
Oh hush. When you’re dissolved like me, the past is pretty much all you’ve got.
'.....'
[No comment on that]
Still, it is... best not to dwell on it.
[contemplative] ...Are you implying that you have no future?
Status: Online for a few hours; May work on posts and replies sporadically
Contact me with reminders as it has been a while. Opportune time to exchange Skype names!
Updates:
-Going to go through headcanons and possibly delete a few - muse has changed a lot! -Going to delete 'unecessary' OOC posts as well. -UPDATED character page so it is more neat and concise! -Moved history from character page to make a separate page to revise it! -More as I think of it!

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…Yep, I’ve decided I was probably cooler when I was still a kingdom.Â
Back then, my brother even thought I was cool.
...I would have to disagree.
[He pauses; grimacing] I was not aware that 'coolness' was a trait you quantifiably possessed.
[...How does one even measure 'coolness'? That is silly...]
You need to stop perseverating over the past. ...It is annoying.
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This is why I shouldn’t be given the chance to write a brief history of Lithuania for homework.
'There was a super important battle (Called the Battle of Grunwald/First Battle of Tannenberg) with the Teutonic Order against Lithuania and Poland. Lithuania set Poland up as bait (without telling Poland. Wow, rude)'
This whole thing is gold!
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liachtaschta replied to your post:OOC: I may have also broken my foot, eaten...
All I did was go to Greece while you were gone, what were you doing with your life.
I have enlisted in a volunteer program that will prepare me for college. I am refreshing my memory as well as learning revisionist history and mental math. I am in the process of taking singing lessons. I will learn how to live sustainably, garden, fence, ride horses, and hunt - or whatever else catches my fancy.
...and I am looking into how to code and hack ethically. Because I can.
 I am now the art teacher because the old one packed up and left in the middle of the night without a word. Huh. Mysterious.
Moving on.
I was going to run a marathon Not really. It's only 3k. - but, uh, I broke my foot chasing chickens. Boooo. :C
Not helping my case I tend to look at things and say "I am going to eat that and no one can stop me."  ...Welll, I missed some spines preparing a cactus dish and it knocked me out for a day.
I will still claim that it was poisonous for dignity's sake.

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OOC: I may have also broken my foot, eaten something poisonous, and accidentally became an art teacher while away.
I regret nothing.
Update:Â I have access to a computer for a day or two - but I will only be available in the late evenings.
I am available on most Sundays and in the evenings on Skype.
Speaking of which, this would be a good opportunity to exchange Skype names!
I don't bite, I promise!
Progress:
-Muse is predominantly asexual; Headcanons will definitely change to fit that. Since character development marches on I am considering changing headcanons or moving them to a separate page when I have time!
Sorry about the headcanon spam - I later realized that it was an eyesore. ...I don't know what I was thinking, actually. In the future I will queue quotes and pictures instead.
-As for History, I have made my way to the Duchy and I am slowly coming up on the Commonwealth. -Ruthenia (a.k.a. modern day Belarus and Ukraine) and its contributions were the reason why Lithuania could remain a power at the time. -Skipped ahead to Soviet days and decided to save it for later because ow my heart couldn't take it. -Not counting Russia, He has several good reasons to hate Austria and Prussia. - However, Lithuania was built upon a policy of tolerance. Even with former enemies of his. ...This explains a lot, actually.