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Me: “He wasn’t my boyfriend and I don’t see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that’s my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he.”

Nurse: “So he’s your….”

Me: “Friend.”

Nurse: (During the question asking) “How many sexual partners have you had?”

Me: “11.”

Nurse: “How old were you when you first became sexually active?”

Me: “….Loaded question but….14, I guess.”

Nurse: “You’re sexually active, then.”

Me: “Well….I guess…but…”

Nurse: “How many times have you been pregnant?”

Me: “Uh. 0.”

Nurse: “O…kayy…-Checks ‘condoms’ as my preferred use of birth control-”

Me: “I don’t use condoms. Or take birth control.”

Nurse: “Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?”

Me: “With homosexuality.”

Nurse:

Me:

Nurse: