fear not unbearable love.

Pjack is "back" they stuffed his corpse with dinner slop and put him in a display case

what's the worst part of sex?

climate change

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

if i ever get hit with the dreaded "so what do you do?" in this current stage of my life i should tell em "i'm kind of like a leper i guess but don't worry, it's not contagious"

I don't understand husbands who dgaf abt their wife's interests. you should be getting hard every time she nerds out, no exceptions

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey