fear not unbearable love.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

WhyDontYouWantMe.com

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

First post that I am seeing if you......and followed

alright so it turns out I am actually getting clout from feigning a sexual attraction to spiders

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

Good ramen always gives me whooping cough afterwards

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

Look I think it is commendable to write a book. That takes work no matter what. But man are there some bad ones out there.

girls is bugs