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Soyona: "So. I saw you two are parents now. Congratulations."

Darius: "Uh...thanks?"

Brooklynn, not taking her eyes off the road: Darius, don't thank her."

Soyona: "A shame all these dinosaur adventures are cutting into your time with her..."

Darius: "'Him', actually."

Soyona: "A shame. Still, it's been, what, four months?"

Darius: "Five."

Brooklynn: "Darius!"

Soyona: "Five months old...in good health and good spirits, I trust! Do you have any photographs?"

Brooklynn: "Darius, do not show her photographs."

Darius: "I'm not showing her photographs!"

Soyona: "By now he must be, what? Seven, eight kilos? Sixteen pounds?"

Brooklynn: "Darius, she is going to steal our baby!"

Soyona: "What? Nooooooooo. I already told you, I'm not in that business anymore. I'm just curious, and concerned for the well-being of this new generation. I want to know if he's being fed properly, if he's getting enough sleep, when he sleeps, if his babysitter is combat-trained--"

Brooklynn: "Darius, there's a curve up ahead, I need you to reach across her, open the door, unbuckle her, and push her out, we'll do this on our--are you showing her pictures?!?!?"

Darius: "Only the ones we already put online! She's probably seen those!"

Soyona: "I have seen those. Oh, look at those little socks! You know, I know a tailor who would make an adorable matching jumper--"

Band AU Soyona x Brooklynn

I’m literally so obsessed with this ship guys