rotom bzzt

they are putting me down tomorrow for being too earnest. but i really think it’s going to be okay : - )

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

short term memory loss service dog that remembers things for you

no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse

i get so gay off that dr pepper