I'm a nerd

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

And you know, for young writers, this has got to be so detrimental just from the perspective of opening your document and seeing a million corrections that, frankly, don't need to be there. If you're a young writer you're likely not going to have the background knowledge to know what is and isn't a good suggestion, you're just going to see a document that makes it look like you made every mistake possible so clearly you must be a terrible, stupid writer and should just give up.

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“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

being a writer means there are times where you don’t write anything for a week or so, and then there are times where you write 10,000 words in one day

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

People will see a masked character in media get their face revealed and then draw the face instead of the mask. This is a moral failing

Sometimes artists will create a masked character and then reveal their face. This is also a moral failing