whatever happened to heroes who saved people?

See, people love that cozy feeling Supes give them… but if you knew half the shit they get up to… Fuckin’ DIABOLICAL. 

an indie, private, 18+ rp discord server set in the world of amazon prime’s “THE BOYS”

if you’re interested, message me @steelhecrt or @victcrymade!

See, people love that cozy feeling Supes give them… but if you knew half the shit they get up to… Fuckin’ DIABOLICAL. 

an indie, private, 18+ rp discord server set in the world of amazon prime’s “THE BOYS”

if you’re interested, message me @steelhecrt or @victcrymade!

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

at a party

“I love the decorations.”

“There are so many sexy kitties in here.”

“Am I the only one in costume?”

“I’m not sure if this room is full of strangers or if I just can’t recognize anyone because of the costumes.”

“Do I hear ‘Monster Mash’ playing?”

“Come on, let’s dance. Even the skeletons are doing it.”

“Did someone spike the punch?”

“I hate costume parties…”

at a haunted house

“This stuff’s for babies.”

“AAAAAHHHHH!”

“Hey, can we…go home? Not that I’m scared.”

“BOO!”

“Wait, are you actually scared?”

“FuCK NO–”

“That makeup is so realistic.”

“I paid $40 so I better die.”

alone

“You should hang out with me later. I’m gonna marathon a bunch of movies.”

“[text] Hey, it’s me. I heard banging noises and I’m terrified. Please save me.”

“Halloween?? With friends?? What friends?”

“[text] I just heard some weird noises. [text] No I’m being serious. [text] I need you ri”

“I’m probably just going to stay up all night so the ghosts don’t kill me.”

“I’ll just be chilling with the monsters under my bed.”

“Maybe I’ll summon a demon so I have someone to hang out with.”

“Do ghosts like Netflix?”

with kids

“Don’t eat all your candy at once!”

“Aw~ I love your costume.”

“And who are you?”

“Look, man. You can’t give toothbrushes to kids on Halloween.”

“Trick or treat!”

“Let me check those before you eat them.”

“UGH, why am I stuck with a bunch of babies?”

“I wish it was socially acceptable for me to trick or treat on my own, but it’s not, so.”

with friends

“We should egg his/her/their house.”

“Help me with my costume!”

“TIME TO GET SPOOKY.”

“Are you just going to wear a T-shirt that says ‘costume’ on it?”

“Should we be drinking this much?”

“The ouija board says you’re a little shit.”

“Let’s tell ghost stories.”

“Time to join the skeleton war, bitches.”

as a flirt

“You look so hot in that.”

“After being freaks, are we gonna get freaky?”

“[jumps into __’s arms out of fear]”

“Your outfit is scary…take it off.”

“I came in here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat.”

“If I was in a scary movie, I’d want to be trapped with you.”

“You–uh–spooked…my heart.”

“I’d let you haunt me all night long.”

misc.

“Let’s carve a pumpkin!”

“I’d be a witch in another life.”

“I wonder if I still have that ouija board…”

“Do you believe in ghosts?”

“What costume are you wearing?”

“Let’s pull a prank.”

“I hate Halloween.”

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These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ Uh, I was just kind of in the middle of something here. ❜

❛ Well, maybe I can help. ❜

❛ I think I’m just gonna head home. ❜

❛ Are you all right? You didn’t sleep at all last night. ❜

❛ I got a solid eight minutes, not consecutively, but still. ❜

❛ It’s fine. You’re not even that blurry. ❜

❛ You gotta take it easy, man. I mean, you’re not sleeping. Your eye’s twitching. ❜

❛ Fine, but you need to get some rest. ❜

❛ This morning, you bit into a raw egg like it was an apple. ❜

❛ Thank you so much for getting me home safely. ❜

❛ Try not to fall apart. ❜

❛ Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. ❜

❛ You never cared about me. ❜

❛ What’s going on? ❜

❛ I can explain everything. ❜

❛ Just give me one second, okay? ❜

❛ How do we get out of this? ❜

❛ But you’re forgetting one, crucial piece of information right? ❜

❛ So sorry for eternally dooming you. ❜

❛ My brain is melting. ❜

❛ Okay, but, um what the hell is this? ❜

❛ I’m done. ❜

❛ Rule number one I get to do whatever I want, and you all just have to deal with it. ❜

❛ Rule two no more Spider-Man movies. ❜

❛ Rule three everyone leave me alone. ❜

❛ That does not make it easier. ❜

❛ I can’t help you. ❜

❛ You are a good person, NAME. ❜

❛ Sorry, it’s been a weird day. ❜

❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up ❜

❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad  ❜

❛ I’m gonna eat all this chili and or die trying. ❜

❛ Dip your paws in my chili. ❜

❛ The world is empty. ❜

❛ There is no point to anything,  and you’re just gonna die. So do whatever. ❜

❛ And now I’m gonna eat my marshmallow-candy chili in silence, and you all can jump up your own butts. ❜

❛ Who cares? Good-bye. ❜

❛ Feeling all right? ❜

❛ I feel fine. ❜

❛ Um is everything okay other than, you know, everything? ❜

❛ It’s all chili under the bridge. ❜

❖ Taken from the new True Crime episode – feel free to tweak & change pronouns if needed!

❝I would love to be an heiress.❞

❝I know she’s probably gonna disappear or something.❞

❝So you want to be a trust fund baby?❞

❝I would like someone to give me a lot of money doing nothing.❞

❝And then you want to disappear?❞

❝I want to get a lot of money and then vanish from the face of the earth.❞

❝And I would love for you to disappear.❞

❝Cool to be a perfume importer.❞

❝What would your fragrance be? What would the name be?❞

❝It’d be musky, I know that.❞

❝When I’ll find the gown I want I will phone you, and then you can down and see it.❞

❝I’ll tell you what, she sounds like an heiress.❞

❝How about that, when I’ll find the fucking gown I want, maybe I’ll talk to you then.❞

❝When I’ll need the funds, I’ll call you - how about that?❞

❝How often do you think this lady is buying gowns?❞

❝Well, if she’s buying an evening gown, you’d assume she’s buying an afternoon gown, and a morning gown, maybe even a sleepy time gown.❞

❝That’s a lot of quiche.❞

❝I don’t even have ____ (+ currency) in my bank account.❞

❝Well, that sounds like quite a lovely evening for the lady.❞

❝I love a humorous romantic story.❞

❝Well, this story doesn’t get humorous nor romantic.❞

❝Kinda like Gossip Girl-y, I guess.❞

❝I’m someone who’s establishing here that we got our finger on the pulse of HOT. SEARING. TEEN. DRAMA!❞

❝I don’t like how you said that.❞

❝That’s a long time.❞

❝I know they had the private eyes working on it, but six weeks feels like a casual pace.❞

❝She could have run away maybe.❞

❝What do you mean by ‘stuff’?❞

❝If I went missing for like a week, would you be alarmed?❞

❝That’s nice, I didn’t think you’d be alarmed.❞

❝You’re my friend!❞

❝Why are you yelling at me ‘you’re my friend’?!❞

❝I would be concerned if you disappeared!❞

❝In my twenties, it would be really suspect if I’d disappeared, because, for a brief while, I was really interested in McMurdo - the Antarctic research base.❞

❝That’s where you wanted to go in your twenties?❞

❝It’s really cool looking, it got lots of ice–❞

❝You wanted to go to a frozen tundra for a vacation.❞

❝Not as a vacation, but I wanted to learn things and just live there.❞

❝You’re a weird guy, man.❞

❝They got so angry that they came out.❞

❝I saw what you said about me getting stabbed by a pine tree.❞

❝I got you, ________. I’ve got you at last.❞

❝Another case CRACKED!❞

❝It probably happens a lot in New York.❞

❝So let’s say I look like Kim Kardashian.❞

❝And she goes missing, and she’s not turning up … and I really pour through the archives, trying to figure out who she is. Take copious notes, putting evidence on loop for ten years. Then, I’m a little aged, but still y’know I still got it, because I sorta look like her, I show up – and make up a story. How could they know? How could they possibly tell?!❞

❝Yeah, you watched ten seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.❞

❝Okay, you’re a creep ______.❞

❝I want to marry this heiress.❞

❝I pay for her to stay somewhere for a little bit, but if we want to elope when’s the perfect time to do it to make myself not look suspicious? When I’m on vacation for a month with my family.❞

❝I don’t know, I’m on vacation!❞

❝You missed the part where they gave him a knuckle-sandwich.❞

❝Whatever, I’m getting married, I’m stocked.❞

❝It seems like a lot of steps, as opposed to saying to the parents ‘yeah, we’re gonna get married’.❞

❝Look, I am not going to pass judgment on a family that is going through grieving … but let me pass some judgment here.❞

❝It’s weird that you would ever want the case to stop being investigated.❞

❝I don’t know how quickly people write dead children out of wills.❞

❝’Ah, I’m so sorry for your loss …’ I bet they stabbed her!❞

❝That’s odd, let’s move on.❞

❝He sounds suspicious or like the star in many silent films.❞

❝Even back then women didn’t have control over their own bodies, so much that they would have to go to a basement to get an abortion from a creepy doctor, who would throw you into a funny little furnace. Not that this is relevant to today at all.❞

❝Now me, I’m a bit of a romantic, I would like to believe she eloped.❞

{☾} starter call! if you’re interested in interacting with an OC superhero from amazon’s “the boys” click the little heart!