some random's home

(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?

tumblr will be like “check out these blogs!” and show me people id get a restraining order against irl

I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign

“orange cats are ugly” thats fuckign firestar of thunderclan. have some goddamn respect.

goes to Evil Fifth Grade and goes to Evil Science Class and my Evil Teacher wheels out the Evil VCR and we watch Kill Die the Murder Guy

like 90% of the butch women i know are fat or at the very least just big women and it’s so weird to Only see skinny butches online bc it’s just so completely not reflective of my actual experience in butch communities

without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens 

…explainnn

I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡

#-ppl becoming disillusioned with celebrities behavior in covid lockdown