gee rufus, why does your corporation let you have two wieners?

Random Headcanon: Rufus had an emo phase

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

what’s the opposite of a poor little meow meow. this man is pathetic but he’s unfathomably cocky and i want to make him cry

woem woem

hold up mfers in the notes saying" Stupid big bark bark" are onto something

the asexual daddy dom: Kitten. Come straight home after work. Daddy wants to play Mario Party. *gif of a guy in a collared shirt snapping his belt*

nothing more embarrassing than holding a blonde man dear in your thoughts. you were supposed to be the enemy.

How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

do you think we write hardcore erotica by accident