Lmao U Ain't Shit

Yikes

I’m cackling

This is brilliant

@runtothemoneylikeusainbolt sahn have you seen this lol

i havent even pressed start yet and im dying

i can’t believe tessa thompson was too busy being eaten out by janelle monae to be in infinity war

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

justifying any weird thing with “sorry im just.. really horny” is top tier humor

This woman is hilarious

goblin hour is every hour when your are. a goblin

i was pumping gas for my parents when i was like 8 years old and these people think it’s rocket science 

im from oregon i genuinely didn’t know anyone here was this adamant about pumping their own gas what the fuck

It only says you CAN pump your own gas ONLY IF you’re in a rural town lol

thats it , cut the internet connection

mutuals' nudes > gay porn

Basically

if we’re mutuals, show me your nudes anytime

This was a hint guys