Kill Your Idols

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

omg hiiii how r u sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff its nice 2 see u :)

Im never becoming old and I’m never dying so God can figure that one out on his own. Not my problem

Not to be like 'imagine being in a relationship in which you both love eachother so deeply and purely that you both feel like home to one another and you're best friends and no matter the hardships, as long as you have eachother, you both can face it all together' but like imagine being in a relationship in which you both-

i’ll be your stable boy. i’ll bring you your favorite horse and we, brimming with sleepy excitement, will have some early morning romance, our breath mingling with the mist. we’ll share hot chocolate that you stole from the cook before i help you onto your horse and watch you ride into the cold, still thinking about how our fingertips touched.