Live Blogging Vidja Gaems

I defeated Lundgren just as the rain stopped and the clouds were breaking. How... Appropriate.

And theeeeere's the part where they try to make me feel sorry for the chapter's boss And theeeeere's the part where it works ._.

Google: "How to break out of tutorials because I want to save Wallace's fucking Knight Crest for later"

*GASP* "Who is this mysterious stranger appearing out of the mountains? " I ask having played the fucking game before.

"Hmmm, tier 2 boss surrounded by level 3 and 4 enemies. Certainly no plot twist here!"

Walkin' into Caelin like "People talkin' shit behind my back? Say that when I got an army behind me. Fuckers." ... It's late.

*obligatory power of friendship speech*

And now for the time-honoured tradition of "pile into the boss room and divvy up the xp we get from them".

Soldiers seem to be a lot more pissweak than I remember.

This other leader guy looks familiar, but I can't for the life of me figure out why.

"Hmm. Unique dialogue sprite. THIS person's not gonna be important." :P

"Rumour has them traveling south" Also, your eyes. Your eyes saw them traveling south.