You have a great personality!

okay so i want you to imagine a venn diagram right. in one circle is ryland grace, and in the other is newt geiszler. in the middle, the overlap includes:

biologist

glasses

doctorate

had a life-changing fiasco at an academic conference

cries a lot

moments of extreme cowardice followed by reckless deeply selfless behavior

alien encounters

gets the shit beaten out of him

doe-eyed stare

now. if this list doesn't intrigue you, then newt may not intrigue you. however, if you like some insane homoerotic lab rivalry that was confirmed by the actors to be overtly gay than newt geiszler has it for you. if you like a bit of a punk rock vibe with two full sleeves of tattoos and a college band then newt geiszler has it for you. if you like charlie day. then newt geiszler has it for you. pictured below is ryland grace and newt geiszler. they fall into a highly specific type of character designed to make me go fucking insane.