Maintaining Minimal Sanity

me, five hours of scrolling through my phone later:

List of things to do to survive in the wilds:

When you have spilled blood, remove yourself from the location as soon as you are able.

Don’t follow anyone or anything.

There are places you should not venture in. You will know when you are not welcome. Leave immediately.

If you experience signs of confusion or irrational hunger, bind your legs and stay where you are until it passes.

If it’s too good to be true, it isn’t true.

When a member of your party goes missing, do not search for them. They are lost already.

Do not listen to cries for help.

Never take your eyes off the water.

6. Krönlnatter - There are so many stories about crowned snakes, and all of them are a little different. The crown is said to bring wealth and fortune, but it has to be given voluntarily - otherwise the snake will come after you unless you hide behind 9 locked doors.