* ── very important memes.

tw(s): swearing, suggestive,

"i lied."

"i lied better."

"can you be a little bit more gentle?! a little gentleness goes a long way."

"I'm being told it's like the WNBA but all dudes"

“I’m so sore from creating my own path.”

"haha, try to bang me now, bitch!"

"are you kidding? that's unfair."

"i need to calm down. everything's fine. i'm an adult."

"i'm going to sell them to my sisters if you don't buy them right now."

"okay, i'm not blowing shit up your ass. this is so good."

"i don't think that's the saying."

"you're getting glare? well, i'm getting fucked."

"i fear i'm losing the room."

"are you afraid of frogs?"

"how did you know that?"

"would you rather hold a tiny little frog or dress like one?"

"ew, what if it tries to fuck me?"

"what attracted you to me?"

"am i the asshole?"

"have you gotten zero points so far?"

"i'm not getting married."

"they say you're funnier when you're taken."

"there are children watching!"

"the vibe is sexless in an okay way."

"cousin energy."

"museums are jail for culture."

"you got that fat ass."

"can you tell i'm nervous?"

"do you have any advice for me?"

"he's a ten, but he doesn't chew gum."

"okay, but i like you. that's all you need to know."

"My goodness, she is your friend!"

"She thought you were kidnepapped!!"

"Bitch! Tell her that, too."

tw(s): swearing

"everyone has a story."

"what is wrong with you?"

"do you feel better?"

"i'm detecting an accent."

"what is the meaning of life?"

"when your mom tells you to clean your room, you tell her fuck off, bitch."

"i'm here, i'm queer, and i'm feeling a little nauseous about today."

"i'm kind of serving cunt. can i say that?"

"oh yes, right in the heart of the smack of the dab."

"you sound like you're scared."

"you should be inquisitive."

"what's in here for me?"

"i look younger."

"that man is gay, don't marry him."

"i'm gonna call you nana. is that all right, nana?"

"i know. you were pointing at me. i get it."

"uh-oh. nerd alert."

"i warned you, so you could get it out of your system."

"that's even nerdier, unfortunately."

"where are you coming from?"

"you have a gift."

"unfortunately, i am very serious."

"there was a storm?"

"i have a couple of rapid fire questions."

"what did you eat for breakfast?"

"this is what they call gotcha journalism."

"what is the color you are most afraid of?"

"do you hug soft or hard?"

"so, I'm not a real doctor."

"they used to do this a lot."

"can I get a little clap?"

"i attacked the wrong side."

"listen, "it i'm trying to get past that time in my life."

"do you need food for sustenance?"

"what do I know? i'm just a human."

"we got coke zero."

"a lot of anger."

"it just feels like if you can own the negativity, then you can live in then you're living in the positive."

"i think you're avoiding the question."

"if we're looking at what literally happened, that's what happened."

"that was my darkest moment, okay?"

"do you feel like you're in your own way?"

"rocks? what do you mean rocks?"

"yeah, dude, make me rocks."

"it's not your responsibility at the end of the day."

"i'm not even in sixth grade."

"big mistake, apparently. you run out of wishes after three."

"i found a lamp!"

"hurts a lot. worse than braces."

"your sisters are quite worried about you."