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Good Ending: The Sea God's Adoration 🌊 🤍

Granting you mercy, the Sea God allows you sanctuary into his domain. He grows fond of your company in the dark, lonesome sea. Never in a million lifetimes has the Lemurian Sea God been so utterly charmed by a mortal. Before he realizes it, hes fallen deeply for you. You are a precious, glimmering pearl in this cold and dreary sea that he vows to keep safe.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

doodles (¬_¬)