Story of my life.

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

one of the best things about teaching middle school is that they’re young enough to see me as an authority figure despite the fact that i’m pretty young for a teacher but they’re old enough to understand and laugh at the concept of phases, and what i’m really getting at here is that i lost control of my classroom for a couple of minutes today because i told them that i had an emo phase when i was their age

judging by the amount of shrieking in the room you’d think i was torturing them but really it was because i told them my favorite band at the time was evanescence

first corn i see tonight

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them

i love pettiness

Does anyone have trumps email address🤳🏿

rich people should get robbed at least once a week

why ?

builds character

finally checked the tags on this and the only tags more valid than “rip” are “f”

update: he survived that encounter, only to be killed last night by a different dragon