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Ps I’m talking about the ship pet in the story Salvage by @muffinlance

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

(Doflamingo teaching a very small Baby 5 to play cards one day)

Baby 5: "Hey this one looks like Trebol's watch!"

Doffy (indulgently): "That's because it's the same. See, this a Club - Trébol - and these are Diamond, Spade, and Heart - Diamante, Pica, y Corazón."

Baby 5: "😲 But those are all the Executives?!? Did you name the cards after them? Or did you have to search all over the ocean to find people with names that matched?" (eyes the cards dubiously) "That sounds super hard, young master."

Doffy: "🤣🤣🤣 I didn't have to find them - those are codenames. They stopped using their true names and picked new ones for the Family."

Baby 5 (awestruck): "Then does everyone have a codename? Do *I* have one? Can Baby 5 be my special codename???"

Doffy: "Of course 🤣 but you'll need a secret true name if you're using Baby 5 as your Family name. Were you ever called anything else?"

Baby 5: "I don't think so... 😢 Does that mean I can't have a codename? 🥺" (definitely moments from bursting into tears)

Doffy (panicking slightly): "Orrrr we could pick you a true name. A really good one that just the two of us will know! 🤣 How does that sound?"

happy birthday, my love ❤️‍🩹