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Werner Werman is my favorite Cuphead boss OwO

played Cuphead and I adore it so much. Here’s one of my favorite bosses, Werner Werman

Werners!

Question - How do you guys pronounce his name? Werner Werman or Verner Verman?

` 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 ` 

you’re dead and buried. 

we’re synthesizing blood and organs. 

bro, you look amazing. 

it’s like you haven’t aged a day. 

it’s like we know what we’re doing or something. 

you’ve been gone for way too long. 

like half a year. 

but you never died! 

ain’t nowhere you can hide! 

you earned this new purpose. 

don’t be nervous baby. 

you’re a natural, babe! 

` 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 - 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 `

i think it’s time for you to know the awful truth.

the truth about me. 

the truth about you. 

call me back. 

i try to call you every day. 

i’ve been working on a unified theory. 

‘cause i’m the right one. 

‘cause you’re the only person in the world who’d understand. 

i try to make you listen to me. 

i’m the one who was right all along. 

i’m an expert just like you. 

disbelieving, that’s the real crime. 

` 𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘯 ` 

behind the old arcade. 

for safekeeping. 

the news reporters reported that i died. 

i can’t be beat. 

i won’t hurt you, unless you cheat. 

i’m half human and half machine. 

like i was going to war. 

this must be what love would have felt like. 

i could do whatever i felt like. 

maybe they were predisposed to madness. 

who knows? 

i only want to have fun. 

it’s getting lonely, it’s getting hard to breathe. 

kicking me and pushing me over. 

` 𝘯𝘰 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 ` 

knowing what we know. 

knowing what we don’t know. 

this is gonna change our world. 

i’ll accept the unreal. 

your matter tells mine to scatter. 

i’ve been awake like i’ve never been awake in all my life. 

in every myth there’s a little bit of truth. 

i made even more werner icons so here they are for the world

rat. rat. rat. rat.

- here’s all my werner icons. from official art and art used w blessings given by slightly-gay-pogohammer.

- free to use. But You Must Credit Me. or else don’t touch them. reblog the post. put a link to it. whatever. fucking credit me.

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