Arts But No Farts

It really is just. He was your best friend since childhood. You’ve known him your whole life. He deeply believed in the ideals of the Order but when you went against the counsil's whishes he was the first to follow you (he went to war for you!!) and then you both begin to change for the worse- but even when it’s finally time to declare yourself Lord of the Sith he's still there with you!

Bi-pan solidarity

Lesbian-ace solidarity

And the

Asexuals aren't inherently LGBT and don't belong, either (unless they also happen to experience same-sex attraction or gender dysphoria). Some aces are also pretty homophobic.

We are stronger as a united front!

all ships, and rights for one are

rights for everyone!

no seriously

RATING: RELIABLE

Don't think about any part of this too hard, it was supposed to be pose practice and then it turned into a crack what-if-ben-stayed-on-mandalore au. I do what I want.

“But— but- Satine!!” Yeah, bi people like women too, kinda how that works.

“But Jedi can’t have relationships!!” Then by that logic there are no straight Jedi either…

Also, they were acting like it was some sort of shock, or like it came completely out of nowhere. Obi-Wan is probably the fruitiest bitch in the galaxy. His ass was sat leg up in his council chair in his custom knee-high Prada boots while Windu was telling Anakin he couldn’t become a Master LMAO. There was so much chemistry in the combined five minutes that he was on screen with Cody that they became one of the most popular ships in this fandom. Disney confirming him as bisexual was just confirming what was already glaringly obvious. That man likes men. Y’all are just blind asf.

Edit because y’all still think I’m lying; The Padawan novel isn’t the only instance where Obi-Wan is implied to be Queer, in the ROTS novelization by Matthew Stover, when Palpatine hints towards Obi-Wan having an affair with a Senator, Anakin assumes it’s a “he” until Palpatine corrects him with “she”. This novel came out in 2005, he’s BEEN QUEER.

Palpatine: Your best friend is fucking a senator.

Anakin: This queer asshole? I mean probably. Who's the guy though? Gimme the gossip.

Palpatine: I'm trying to tell you your wife is cheating on you with your best friend/mentor/older brother figure, you idiot. Get on my level, you cannot trust them, they are traitors, do you understand me?

Sorry

*Takes you by the shoulders* You get it. Never apologise when you're speaking the truth on tumblr dot com! And what if I said I think I should lean into it more?? What if Gallant got more scary and more hot actually?