a girl whos tummy is sore because she ate dairy: is a bit quiet a guy:She was perfect, pure maddening sex, and she knew it, and she played on it, dripped it, and allowed you to suffer for it

y'all’d’ve

Cast your ‘balls on this post y’all.

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

fuck it up edith anne!

its main competitor is wendigogo. crowdfund new types of supernatural beings

Me in a $2,000 dollar dog suit: hey baby i like it a little *leans in closer and whispers in ear* ruff

what is this a fucking contest

& the golden apple of discourse was tossed among the feast-goers, inscribed with the phrase “to the least problematic”

remember kids, western civilization ends with you

slouching is the standing equivalent of sitting on a couch