if you think about it there’s no real reason for smith to be a more common surname than another standard job like cook. except that smiths fucked more. all those smiths in their forges with their big muscular arms all covered in sweat. i bet the medieval women were gagging for it.

love to purchase items but at what cost

ohio? like from glee? that's not a real place

Walk in the door and they’re like “oh pretty girl with a chemical imbalance in her brain let’s hate on her”

tiny harmless insect: *flies around too fast* relatively gargantuan ape whose evolutionary niche is being smart: “oh i cant fucking stand this”

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis