trapped in a mirror

i got this new iron lung sequel plot. basically there's this convict named simon except he's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

economy so bad that at this point i'd buy markiplier manor at a discount, even with the evil entity inside the walls, because yeah sure maybe i hit rock bottom and the voices start telling me to kill my friends, but woah i have my own kitchen??? count me in

being south asian and starved for any representation as a child meant i looked at cole from lego ninjago and decided he was just like me fr

i like to think im a level-headed person but then i see someone misunderstand and incorrectly portray my favorite characters and i start to twitch like i'm the fnaf 2 menu screen

getting into resident evil because i saw the promotional content for the upcoming game and saw this hot ass dilf who looks miserable and depressed and wields a hatchet and is dressed in a tight black shirt for no discernable reason. surely things will be fine and this franchise won't emotionally destroy me and any shred of sanity i have left, right?