KILL TITS

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone

sports is not real. they just declared it

they just killed every player in the world. we are free

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

married shane and ilya getting into a fight bc Ilya made a scooby doo style sandwich using Shane's special Dipping Mustards

when the odysseys box office success gets hollywood to green light a song of achilles adaptation connor storrie pick up ur phone

there's basically no hope for me