nightfall

current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

why is this so fucking funny

In this house we love and appreciate Sebastian from Stardew Valley

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

#LISTEn listen most marvel fights feel so contrived and fake and like la-dee-da-superhero#but this one was REAL and had me on the edge of my seat and still does#partially bc of the street clothes not costumes#partially because steve is fighting 1 on 1 and gets stripped of his shield quick#and he has to show like his physical combat skills#and the ACTING on both their parts.. fucking ace#esp chris evans tho like his face looks PANICKED how often do u see captain fucking america panicked??#anyway in this essay i will (tags via @asterlark)

Honestly and this is why they’re still directing but man the russos really peaked here

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus