hayden_quiche

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

I'd love for everyone else on the road to have the same experience that my passengers do when I say shit like "LOOK AT THIS PENIS MAN. THIS MAN IS AN ENTIRE PENIS," after the guy in front of me forgets to use their turn signal

The only bad thing about it finally being Fall is that my local coffee shop stopped making their lemon bars to make room for their Fall menu and now I can't get a lemon bar whenever I'm feeling especially bisexual

street road

This is in PA I'm going there on my sex road trip

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

This works I’ve tried it

Reading this not as if I’ve seen something worthy of jacking off to, but as if someone is trying to rush me out the door and I need to get some business sorted first

And now the long awaited sequel to “Slut Me Out” by NLE Choppa: “Slut Me Out 2: Slut My Life In2 Pieces”