Here’s that Book Crowley about to beat TV Crowley’s ass!

He ain’t havin it!!! NOT ONE BIT!

༄˖°.A work in progress.ೃ࿔*:･

pairing: bruce wayne x batmom!reader category: dcu, batfamily, couples therapy, slice of life, angst with comfort, emotional growth, slight mentions of grief and guilt (self loath) word count: 5k dividers: bbyg4rlhelps a/n: hey everyone! sorry for posting out of schedule, my ends of the year are always chaotic. but basically, this fic would follow in the same universe (but doesnt have to be read together) of my most "famous" fic, Look for the Light, where i explored the actual relationship between bruce and my version of batmom, since i kinda just brushed over it in that jason fic. anyways, i hope you all like it, and im already announcing im gonna go on a bit of a break - maybe mostly post out of schedule because i have a lot going on - but whatever, enjoy reading! <3

˚.𖦹°Masterlist✶⋆.˚

The office isn’t what you expected. For one, there’s a jungle of vines creeping across the ceiling — a clear sign of Ivy’s recent “help” with décor. The couch is mismatched, half pink velvet, half leather, with a neon sign in the corner that reads “Feel your feelings, puddin’!”

Harley Quinn, in a red blazer and round glasses that look a size too big for her, leans back in her chair, notebook in hand. “Don’t mind the vines,” she chirps, waving her pen at the ceiling. “Ivy’s redecoratin’ again. Says it helps the clients breathe easier — though, y’know, I call it a trippin’ hazard.”

You sit on the couch, legs crossed, trying not to look as uncomfortable as you feel. Bruce sits beside you — tense, stiff, hands clasped in his lap like he’s in an interrogation rather than therapy.

No one speaks for a long, awkward beat.

Harley finally breaks the silence with her usual sing-song tone. “Alright, let’s air out those cobwebs, Batsy—sorry, Bruce.” She flips to a clean page. “How are we feelin’ today?”

“Trapped,” Bruce mutters.

Harley grins. “Perfect. We’re startin’ with honesty, that’s progress already.”

You try to hide your smile, though you can feel Harley’s energy tugging at the edges of Bruce’s patience.

He sighs, looking at you almost offended “Are we really following her references?”

Harley gasps, hand to chest in mock offense. “Excuse you! I’ll have you know, sugarplum, I’m now in a very loving and stable relationship with Ivy.”

“Stable?” he deadpans.

“Don’t push it, big guy.” She scribbles something down, probably “deflects with sarcasm.”

You can’t help it — a small laugh escapes before you catch yourself. Harley beams at you. “See? Someone appreciates my charm.”

Bruce gives a low huff, barely a breath of a sound. His knee bounces once — restrained agitation — and you gently place your hand on it to still him.

He doesn’t look at you, but the movement stops.

Harley leans forward, eyes softening just slightly. “Alright, let’s start easy, huh? What brings the two of ya here today?”

You open your mouth, but Bruce beats you to it. “She thinks we need better communication.”

You exhale slowly. “We think that.”

He glances at you briefly — unreadable, but not cold. Just… guarded.

Harley hums. “Mm-hm. So, communication. Classic.” She flips her pen again. “And what’s stoppin’ ya from communicatin’, huh, Bats? Is it the mask, the trauma, the emotional constipation?”

Bruce doesn’t answer.

You can almost see the tick in his jaw. Harley grins wider. “I’ll take that as a yes.”

The silence stretches. You can hear the faint hum of the office’s air vent, the distant city through the window.

Then Bruce finally exhales. “I manage my time well,” he says, clipped and measured, as if reading off a quarterly report. “Wayne Enterprises runs efficiently. The city needs—”

Harley raises a hand. “The city always needs somethin’, doll. What about your wife?”

He stiffens, the word wife landing like a reminder and a weight. “I’m there,” he insists, too quickly. “For her. For the kids. For Gotham.”

“Notice how Gotham’s still in that sentence?” Harley tilts her head, tapping her pen against her clipboard. “You juggle a city, a company, a family, a secret double life — and somehow you never make the list. Tell me, big guy, why can’t you stop? Even just for a night?”

The room goes still.

You can feel it — that drop in air pressure when a question hits the nerve dead-on.

Bruce’s eyes flicker down for just a second. “Because people get hurt when I stop,” he mutters, low enough you almost miss it.

Harley leans back. “Hurt, huh? Or lost?”

Something flickers in his expression — quick, sharp, gone.

He adjusts his cufflink, the smallest fidget of a man trying to hold his armor together. “I don’t need rest,” he says instead. “Everyone tells me I do, but they don’t understand what happens if I don’t show up. There are systems, contingencies. People rely—”

Harley cuts in again, voice softer now, like she’s reaching for a bruise she already knows is there. “So when you say you ‘don’t need rest,’ is that because Gotham’ll crumble without ya… or because it’s easier than admitin’ you’re scared to be still?”

Bruce freezes. For a heartbeat, he doesn’t even breathe.

You’ve seen him wounded before — blood, bruises, broken ribs — but this silence feels deeper.

The words hang there like smoke. You can almost hear the clock ticking on her wall, counting the seconds he doesn’t answer.

Harley just hums, scribbling something in her notes. “Yeah. Thought so.”

She lets the quiet linger — lets everyone breathe again — before turning her gaze toward you. “Alright, sugar. Your turn.”

You blink, caught off guard. “Me?”

She grins. “You’re half the equation, ain’t ya?”

You glance at Bruce — his eyes are down, unreadable — then back at Harley. “It’s not really that bad, Harley. Bruce and I just… we’re both busy. It’s hard to find time. But we make it work.”

Harley tilts her head, that knowing smile never fading. “Sweetheart, that sounded like you were tryin’ to sell me a timeshare in denial. Try again — but slower this time.”

You exhale, eyes dropping to your hands. “I don’t want this to sound like I’m blaming him. I know what his life demands — I’ve always known. I married into it.”

You speak gently, careful. Every word is a step over thin glass.

“When I married Bruce, Dick was already growing up faster than I could blink,” you continue, your voice soft with memory. “He had this energy, this… light. I tried to keep up, to help him feel grounded. But he already had his rhythm.”

A faint smile ghosts over your lips. “Then Jason came. This quiet, angry little boy from Crime Alley who didn’t know how to ask for affection but needed it more than anyone. I wanted to make him feel safe.” You pause. “Maybe because it was the first time I really got to be a mother.”

Bruce’s shoulders twitch — just barely.

“And when we lost him…” Your throat tightens. The next words scrape out raw. “It broke something in both of us.”

Harley doesn’t interrupt. She just watches, patient.

You blink fast, willing the tears not to fall. “After that, everything just… kept moving. Tim showed up — and I had to figure out how to grieve and mother again at the same time. Then Cass, Steph, Duke. Every time the world shifted, I just learned to shift with it. Adapt. Fill the space Bruce couldn’t.”

You take a shaky breath. “I love this family. Every single one of them. I’d do it all again. I just wish sometimes he’d… ask. Before the next big thing. Before the next crisis. Just… ask what I think. What I feel.”

Harley hums softly, pen tapping against her notebook. “You can love someone and still need to say ‘ouch’ when it hurts, dollface.”

You huff a small, teary laugh. “Yeah. I guess so.”

But Harley’s eyes linger on you a moment longer — too sharp, too perceptive. “Still feels like you’re holdin’ somethin’ back, sugarplum.”

You hesitate — Harley’s words strike closer than you expected.

“When I found out about Damian…” you start carefully, testing the air. “There wasn’t even time to process it. He just arrived — this boy, with his mother’s eyes and a sword longer than he was tall. And I had to be ready. Because that’s what I do — I get ready.”

Your voice grows smaller. “But it was hard, Harley. I’d spent years learning how to build a family with Bruce — with the kids we’d taken in, the ones who chose to stay — and then suddenly, there was a child who didn’t even know what safety meant. Who didn’t trust us. Who slept with a katana under his pillow because he thought someone might try to kill him in his sleep.”

You swallow hard. “And it broke my heart, not because of how he got here, but because no child should ever have to live like that. I wasn’t angry — I was just… winded. I wanted to be his safe place, but I didn’t even know where to start.”

Bruce’s expression softens — not pity, not shock, but something rawer. Understanding.

You blink hard, wiping a stray tear that escapes anyway.

The silence that follows is heavy, but not uncomfortable. Harley leans back, the usual sparkle of mischief dimming into something gentler — the voice of the doctor she used to be slipping through. “You two,” she says with a fond smile, “are Gotham’s most functional disaster — and I mean that lovingly.”

You let out a small laugh through your sniffles; even Bruce’s mouth twitches, though it’s fleeting.

Harley continues, her tone firm but kind. “You can’t fix everything alone, Bats.”

Bruce’s jaw tightens again, but not defensively this time. Just… habit.

“And you—” Harley gestures to you with her pen, “—you don’t have to carry the whole emotional scaffolding yourself. You’re not the foundation holding this place up, honey. You’re supposed to live in it, too.”

You nod, eyes glistening.

Harley’s gaze slides back to Bruce, sharp but warm. “And you definitely don’t gotta fix her. She’s not another mission, big guy.”

That one lands. Bruce doesn’t move, doesn’t speak — but his hand twitches toward his wedding ring. He rolls it once around his finger, thumb tracing the edge like muscle memory.

Harley catches it, of course. Her grin returns, faint but approving. “See, that’s the part of ya I’m talkin’ about. The one that still feels even when you pretend you don’t.”

He exhales through his nose, quiet.

“Here’s what we’re gonna do,” Harley says, leaning forward, elbows on her knees. “A little homework. Start small. Share the load. Maybe at Wayne Enterprises — let her take some of that off your shoulders. She’s your partner, not just the person who fills in the gaps.”

Bruce looks like he wants to argue, but she cuts him off with a raised finger. “Ah-ah, no Batlogic. This is about balance, remember? You love control, Bruce — but control ain’t partnership.”

He huffs softly, gaze flicking toward you before returning to Harley.

“And when you two talk,” Harley goes on, tapping her pen against her notebook, “try the ‘I feel’ sentences. I know, I know — it sounds like some corny daytime talk show crap, but trust me. It works. You’ll survive the cringe, promise.”

You manage a small, weary smile. “We’ll try.”

Harley leans back, smirking. “That’s all I ask, sugarplum. Baby steps — not bat leaps.”

You laugh softly, and even Bruce exhales — not quite a laugh, but the closest he’ll probably get today.

“Alright,” Harley says, clapping her hands together and standing, “time’s up for today, lovebirds. Go home, practice your ‘I feel’ statements, and maybe don’t brood about it in separate wings of the mansion, yeah?”

You stand with a small smile, adjusting your coat. “We’ll… do our best.”

Harley grins. “I’ll take it.”

Bruce is already halfway to the door when her voice stops him. “Hey, Bruce — hang back a sec?”

You glance over your shoulder, curious, but Harley waves a hand lightly. “Nothin’ bad, promise. Just a sec.”

You give Bruce a small nod, the kind that says I’ll be right outside, before stepping out into the hallway. The door closes softly behind you.

Inside, the air shifts.

“Hey, Brucey,” Harley says quietly. No teasing now, no nicknames for show. Just his name — the one he doesn’t let most people say like that.

He straightens slightly, wary.

“You got a lot in there,” she says, her tone softened to something that almost sounds like an echo from her Arkham days — the doctor, not the patient. “More than’s fair for one person to carry.”

He doesn’t respond, but the guarded look in his eyes flickers.

Harley tucks a strand of blonde hair behind her ear, studying him — not dissecting, not diagnosing, just seeing him. “If you ever wanna… maybe do a few one-on-ones, we can work through some of that. Let you unpack it before it unpacks itself.”

There’s a long beat. Harley doesn’t fill it with jokes this time.

“Before it spills on the people you love,” she adds gently.

Bruce’s jaw clenches, his gaze falling to the floor. Then he nods once — not quite agreement, not refusal either. Just heard.

She gives him a small, knowing smile. “Think about it, big guy. No capes, no masks — just Bruce.”

For a second, neither of them speaks. The moment hums in the space between them — fragile, human.

He gives a quiet hum, almost a thank you, before turning toward the door.

When he steps into the hall, you’re waiting, arms folded, a faint trace of worry in your eyes. He reaches for your hand without thinking — fingers brushing yours, grounding himself.

And for the first time in a long while, you feel him there.

“Let’s go home,” he whispers, already guiding you toward the elevators.

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Dinner at Wayne Manor is, as always, a barely controlled circus.

The long oak table is a battlefield — forks clinking, voices overlapping, the faint sound of Alfred trying (and failing) to restore order. The chandeliers above cast a golden glow that only makes the chaos seem more cinematic.

“Jason, put it down,” Dick warns, leaning over the table like he’s defusing a bomb.

Jason smirks, holding the breadbasket hostage. “Say please.”

“I said put it down!”

“Didn’t hear a ‘please,’ acrobat.”

Before either can make their next move, Cass — calm, stealthy, untouchable — reaches between them, steals the last roll, and takes a bite without breaking eye contact.

Jason freezes mid-sentence. Dick blinks.

“Traitor,” Jason mutters.

Cass chews slowly, signing with one hand: ‘Should’ve been faster.’

At the far end of the table, Steph and Duke are arguing passionately about superheroes.

“I’m just saying, Superman would wipe the floor with Batman,” Duke insists, gesturing with his fork for emphasis.

Steph gasps dramatically. “Excuse me?! Batman’s literally the definition of strategy. Clark would never even see it coming.”

“Clark can see through walls!”

“Not emotional walls, baby!” she fires back, pointing at Bruce with mock seriousness. “He’s got layers.”

Tim groans, rubbing his temples. “Every dinner. Every single dinner.”

You’re half-listening to the noise, fond smile tugging at your lips as you reach across to Damian, scooping another spoonful of vegetables onto his plate.

He stares at it. “I didn’t ask for seconds.”

“I know,” you say sweetly. “But you’ll thank me later.”

“I will not.”

“Sure you won’t.”

Alfred glides behind you both, quiet but not detached, setting down another dish. “Master Damian, your mother would insist you finish your vegetables. Consider this… a compromise.”

Damian sighs. “I have too many parents.”

The laughter that follows is easy, genuine — until Bruce’s phone buzzes.

It’s faint, but sharp — the sound that slices through every conversation like a blade. The table doesn’t immediately quiet, but you feel the shift before anyone else does. Bruce glances at the screen, thumb already hovering over the answer button. The old routine, automatic.

He stands without thinking.

“Bruce.”

Your voice is soft, hesitant, and that alone stills him more than a Batarang to the chest. He pauses halfway to the door.

“When you leave the table during family time,” you begin, choosing your words carefully, “it makes me feel like work comes first.”

The table goes quiet. Dick freezes mid-reach for the salt. Tim glances up, sensing something bigger than a dinner squabble.

Bruce hesitates, then slowly sits back down, placing the phone face down beside his plate. His voice is measured, the same cadence he uses in boardrooms and interrogations. “I appreciate you voicing that. But I feel obligated to—”

Jason groans theatrically, dropping his fork. “Oh my god, they’re doing the thing again.”

Dick snorts. “Let them. This is progress.”

Tim leans toward him. “Progress? You mean we’re in season three of the same argument?”

Cass signs with a smirk, ‘Feels like reruns.’

Steph gasps, whispering to Duke like they’re watching a soap opera. “Do you think they’ll hug again?”

Duke grins. “Ten bucks says yes.”

Bruce pinches the bridge of his nose, trying to block out the peanut gallery. “As I was saying—”

You hide a laugh behind your hand. “Bruce, it’s okay. I get it. You don’t have to prove you’re listening.”

He exhales, jaw unclenching. “I just… don’t want you to think you come second.”

That makes the table go quiet again — but softer this time. There’s a sincerity there, one that even Jason doesn’t make fun of right away.

Tim clears his throat. “I understand this is valuable progress to your couples counseling, but honestly? Progress is loud,” he mutters.

Jason grins, leaning back in his chair. “Blame Harley.”

Damian doesn’t miss a beat. “Harley blames capitalism.”

Laughter explodes around the table. Steph almost chokes on her drink. Cass claps silently, delighted. Dick looks one emotional tier away from declaring family therapy a success.

Bruce just groans. “This is exactly why we can’t have normal dinners.”

Jason smirks. “What, emotional vulnerability?”

“No,” Bruce says flatly. “You.”

“Rude,” Jason mutters, but there’s a grin under it.

You reach for Bruce’s hand under the table, brushing your thumb over his knuckles. He glances at you — and for a second, in the warm, chaotic glow of the manor’s dining room, the noise doesn’t feel like noise at all.

Steph’s laughter rings, Damian rolls his eyes, Alfred mutters something about dessert, and Dick leans back in his chair, watching the whole scene unfold with a smile that’s both proud and relieved.

It’s messy. Loud. Imperfect.

But for once, Bruce doesn’t feel the need to escape it.

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The next morning, Wayne Enterprises gleams like a monument to control — all glass, steel, and precision. The kind of place that runs on schedule and silence. Bruce walks beside you through the polished lobby, his stride purposeful, his expression carved from habit. You can tell from the way his hand brushes the small of your back as you step into the private elevator that this invitation — his version of following Harley’s “share the load” advice — means more than he’ll ever admit out loud.

The elevator dings open onto the executive floor, the doors revealing a long corridor lined with framed photos and a sweeping view of Gotham below. Lucius Fox waits at the end of it, a familiar, grounding presence amid the corporate chill.

“Morning, Mr. Wayne. Mrs. Wayne,” he greets warmly.

“Lucius,” Bruce says with a nod.

You smile, genuine and easy. “Morning, Lucius. Thanks for setting this up.”

He chuckles. “Anything for you two. Good luck in there.”

When you reach the boardroom, Bruce opens the door for you — small gesture, instinctive, but deliberate. Inside, the board is already seated, their murmurs dying instantly as he enters. You notice how the air changes — taut, anticipatory.

Bruce, as ever, moves with quiet command. He pulls out the chair beside his, setting it close to the head of the table for you. It’s subtle, but it makes a statement.

You take your seat, offering a polite smile to the others. There’s a brief, awkward pause before one of the younger executives — a man clearly new to this — clears his throat nervously.

“Uh—Mr. Wayne, if I may ask… who’s joining us today?”

Bruce’s gaze snaps toward him, sharp enough to cut glass. “My wife,” he says evenly. “She’s here to observe.”

The young man pales instantly.

You rest a calming hand on Bruce’s forearm before he can add anything else. “And to help,” you add gently, your tone softening the tension in the room. “I’ve been reviewing some of the proposals with Bruce, and I wanted to hear your thoughts firsthand.”

That seems to settle the air. The board collectively exhales, pens clicking, shoulders easing. Bruce glances at you sidelong — you’ve already saved him from starting the meeting in intimidation mode.

Lucius hides a smile in his notes.

Once things get underway, Bruce naturally slips into strategy mode — every sentence deliberate, precise, his tone commanding. “If we restructure the tech branch’s R&D timeline, we can redirect resources to long-term infrastructure by Q3.”

You take notes beside him, scanning the charts and projections with careful attention. “That’s solid,” you say, voice even. “But what if we reframe it when we present it publicly? Less about the logistics, more about how it serves the city. The people. Investors like hearing about impact — not just structure.”

Bruce glances up, assessing. “Reframing could… improve reception,” he admits, the gears turning in real time.

Someone down the table nods hesitantly. “It could humanize the numbers.”

You smile. “Exactly.”

The meeting goes on — and for the first time, it feels less like a chess match and more like an actual conversation. You see Bruce start to shift too, subtly mirroring your approach. He listens more, answers less like a commander and more like a collaborator.

Halfway through, you catch a whisper from two assistants at the far end of the table. “He’s less scary when she’s here.” “Yeah. I can actually breathe in this room.”

You hide a smile. Bruce definitely hears it — you can tell from the faint crease in his brow — but he doesn’t correct them.

Then comes the inevitable challenge.

Mr. Denshaw, one of the oldest board members, leans forward with that familiar gleam of condescension. “Mrs. Wayne, forgive me, but this is a high-stakes strategy session. Are you sure you’re not… overreaching a bit?”

You tilt your head slightly. “I assure you, Mr. Denshaw, I’m very aware of what’s at stake. My husband and I have been reviewing these plans for weeks.”

He smirks, testing the waters. “Then perhaps you can explain how sentimentality translates into profit.”

The room stills — even Bruce straightens slightly.

You meet Denshaw’s gaze, calm but firm. “Of course. Because it’s not sentimentality. It’s sustainability. A company that ignores its people — employees, investors, community — burns out faster than its competitors. You call it soft; I call it smart business.”

There’s a quiet beat. Denshaw’s smirk fades. “…Well said,” he concedes finally.

Across the table, Bruce’s hand flexes against the armrest — not anger, but something close to pride.

By the time the meeting ends, the air is light, almost… pleasant. People are chatting as they leave, laughter bubbling where tension used to sit. Lucius gives you a small nod of approval on his way out.

When the door finally closes behind the last person, Bruce exhales — the kind of long, slow breath that doesn’t sound like Batman or the CEO, just him.

He looks at you, tone low but careful — like he’s trying to turn off the businessman and speak as a husband again without losing that steady authority he wears like armor. “You were… very effective,” he says finally.

You arch an eyebrow, amused. “You mean good at my job?”

A faint twitch at the corner of his mouth. “Yes. That.”

You laugh softly, setting your notes aside. “Thank you. You weren’t bad yourself. I saw you actually listening for a second there.”

He hums quietly, crossing his arms — the faintest ghost of a smile there now. “I was applying what we learned.”

You tilt your head. “From Harley?”

He hesitates, then gives a single, almost shy nod. “…Progress is progress.”

You grin. “You’re really taking this seriously.”

Bruce’s tone softens, the faintest warmth threading through his usual gravity. “You make it easier.”

That catches you off guard. The sincerity in it — quiet, unembellished, honest.

You reach across the table, fingertips brushing his hand. “Guess Harley was right. Sharing the load isn’t so bad.”

He looks at your hands, then up at you, eyes softer than you’ve seen them all day. “No,” he says quietly. “It’s not.”

Outside, Gotham hums beyond the glass — the ever-turning city Bruce has built his life around. But for a moment, it’s just the two of you at the head of a table, finding your own rhythm again.

And for once, the silence between you doesn’t feel like distance. It feels like balance.

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The night of the Wayne Foundation Gala is chaos dressed in silk.

You’re moving through the manor like a general before a battle — phone balanced between your shoulder and ear, clipboard in hand, one heel already kicked off somewhere down the hall. The hum of the ballroom’s setup drifts faintly from downstairs; Alfred’s voice echoes as he coordinates the catering team.

“No, Marjorie, the centerpieces go by the stage, not on it,” you say into the phone, pinching the bridge of your nose. “Yes, I’m aware Mr. Denshaw prefers white lilies, but this isn’t his gala. Thank you.”

You hang up and exhale just as Jason’s voice booms from upstairs. “Does anybody own a single matching sock in this house?”

Tim passes by, tie undone, nursing a coffee. “Not since 2006.”

Somewhere down the hall, Stephanie calls, “If anyone sees my heel, tell it to meet me in the car!”

Cass hums under her breath as she spins slowly in her gown, her skirt brushing the floor. Duke leans against the banister, already snapping pictures for later blackmail.

It’s chaos, yes, but familiar chaos — a strange rhythm that only the Wayne household could make sound like a normal evening.

A small commanding voice calls for you. “Ummi! I need your assistance with this tie”

You crouch down in front of Damian, adjusting his tie while he stands ramrod straight. “Tighter, please.” he says curtly. “I must look authoritative”

You smile softly, eyes glinting with quiet pride. “You already look like you’re about to fire someone, sweetheart.”

And that’s when it happens — the sharp buzz of an encrypted alert cutting through the noise like a siren only one man can hear.

Bruce, halfway through fixing his cufflinks, freezes. He pulls out his phone, the faint glow of the GCPD insignia reflecting in his eyes. His entire posture shifts — shoulders set, jaw tight, movements deliberate.

“Gordon,” he mutters, already scanning the message. “Armed robbery in—”

“Go,” you interrupt softly, already reaching for Damian’s blazer. “I’ll handle the kids. We’ll meet you there.”

He nods automatically, already halfway out the door, fingers flying over his phone. “Tell Alfred to ready the car. If the route—”

“Bruce. Go. It’s alright.”

The tone — soft, steady, grounding — makes him stop mid-stride.

And then, faintly, as if carried on the breath between heartbeats, Harley’s voice flickers in his mind: You don’t gotta fix it all alone, Bats

He hesitates.

You’re standing by the door, smoothing Damian’s lapels, giving him one last glance-over before the family leaves for the gala. The faint light from the chandelier spills over your shoulders, catching in your hair. You look tired but radiant, your expression calm — unshaken, as if chaos simply bends around you.

For the briefest second, Bruce’s vision flickers — not with panic, but with memory. You at a fundraiser years ago, laughing over spilled champagne. You in the cave, patching his wounds without saying a word. You holding a crying child after one of Gotham’s darker nights. You standing beside him at the hospital opening, your hand finding his without asking. Always steady. Always there.

Before he can stop himself, he’s moving — long, sure strides cutting through the din of the room. The kids pause their bickering as he crosses the distance, one hand still clutching his phone, the other reaching for you.

He stops just close enough to see the faint crease between your brows, the steady rise and fall of your breath. Then he slips a hand to your waist, the other to your cheek, and kisses you.

It’s deep, unhurried — an anchor dropped in the middle of chaos. It says I see you. It says thank you. It says I’m trying.

When he pulls away, his breath catches against your skin. “Thank you,” he murmurs, voice low.

There’s half a beat of silence — and then, predictably:

“Gross,” Jason groans. “Put me back in the coffin.”

Tim shields his eyes with one hand. “I think I just went blind.”

Stephanie gestures dramatically with her clutch. “Can you two not? Some of us are emotionally fragile tonight!”

Dick, ever the eldest, grins. “Oh, come on, that’s kinda sweet.”

“Disgusting,” Damian mutters, deadpan.

Cass signs with deliberate flair, 'This is some rom-com bullshit', and Duke practically doubles over laughing.

The room erupts — laughter, teasing, the usual Wayne symphony of noise and love.

You roll your eyes, cheeks flushed. “Go save the city, Mr. Wayne.”

Bruce lingers a heartbeat longer, his thumb brushing against your ring finger — small, grounding. He looks around the room: his wife, their chaos, his family.

Then he exhales, the faintest smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. “I’ll see you at the gala.”

“You will,” you reply softly.

As he disappears down the hall, the house hums back to life — messy, loud, alive. And in the quiet that follows, you catch Damian muttering something under his breath.

“What was that, sweetheart?”

He looks up at you, perfectly stoic. “I said Father grows sentimental with age.”

You laugh, shaking your head, and tug gently at his tie. “Let’s hope he keeps aging, then.”

And for the first time in a long while, the Wayne household feels whole — imperfect, loud, endlessly alive.

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The manor is quiet when you return. No laughter this time, no scrambling for shoes or misplaced cufflinks — just the muffled tick of the grandfather clock down the hall and the low creak of the floorboards beneath tired feet.

The gala went well — or as well as it ever does. Handshakes, smiles, cameras flashing like lightning. You’d lost count of how many times you’d adjusted Bruce’s tie, or how many donors you’d thanked with a practiced warmth. But it’s over now. Gotham can sleep, and so can you.

You both move in practiced silence as you undress for bed. He sets his cufflinks neatly on the dresser. You hang your dress over the chair. A soft rustle of fabric, the faint hum of the heater, and two quiet exhales as you slip beneath the covers — each on your usual side, the familiar space between you heavy with exhaustion, not distance.

For a moment, it’s only the sound of rain against the windows. Then Bruce’s voice, low and hesitant, cuts through the dark.

“…Harley offered to… do a one-on-one session.”

You pause, the sheets cool against your skin as you turn slightly toward him. “…Are you going to take it?”

A long breath. Then, softly — “I think I need to.”

Your lips twitch into the faintest smile, small but real. “Good.”

The word lingers in the quiet — simple, steady, but full of the weight of everything you’ve both endured.

Another beat of silence. Then Bruce whispers, barely audible: “I am trying…”

You turn fully toward him now, your voice just as soft. “I know.”

It’s enough.

He exhales — a sound halfway between a sigh and a surrender — and reaches for you. His arm slips around your waist, drawing you against him until your back meets his chest. His nose finds that familiar spot beneath your ear, the place that always makes his breath slow, his pulse even.

The tension that’s lived in his shoulders for years — decades, maybe — begins to ease. Just like it used to. Just like it did when you were first married, before Gotham, before the endless nights.

The rain continues to fall outside, soft and rhythmic, and for the first time in a long while, Bruce Wayne sleeps without armor.

Remember when I posted this source pic of Sam, his girlfriend, Steph, and her daughter skiing? 👇

And the haters said it was from January 2025. And they gnashed and frothed "Steph moved on so fast, her husband Eoin died in August 2024! How could she have already introduced her daughter to Sam and gone on a ski trip together only 5 months later?!"

Weeelll, haters, you are WRONG AGAIN. Here is Sam in January of 2026, NOT 2025, IOW, just a few months ago, THIS year, wearing the exact same outfit he wore in the ski trip pics with Steph and her daughter. 👇

This pic 👇 is from January 2026, 5 months ago. NOT January 2025. Mystery solved. 🤗

On to a couple of #stepham tidbits. Sam posted a pic that included his brother, Cirdan and his wife Stephanie. 👇

And Sam's Steph left a comment. And Cirdan's Steph answered her. ❤️ 👇

Talk about kismet, destiny, fate, meant to be--the Heughan brothers are both in love with women named Stephanie! What are the odds?! 💘

And lastly, in the recent Outlander Couples Therapy bit Josh Horowitz did with Sam and Caitriona, you can see Sam wearing the silver pendant Steph made for him! Love it. 👇 I previously posted proof that Steph made it.

So, there you have it, peeps! I'm loving how integrated Sam and Steph are in each other's lives. 💞

Hey y’all!!!! Long time no see!!!

Life’s been busy and hectic and writing was just no longer fun for a long time for me. But then I watched Dr. Stone for the first time a bit ago and I absolutely fell in love with it and I’m so beyond grateful for it because I actually started having fun while writing again for the first time in over a year.

I can’t even begin to describe how grateful I am as well for the warm welcome my fic has already received on AO3. Everyone’s comments and encouragements have been so thoughtful and supportive, and I appreciate every single one of you!!!!💕💕💕💕

Anyway, run-on sentences aside, I’m super excited to finally post some memes for my new oneshot, as has been tradition for myself for quite some time😁💕

I hope y’all enjoy it!!! Summary and link listed below✨

Senku often prided himself on the vast knowledge he’d spent the better part of 24 years on the planet collecting, learning, and mastering. The edification he’d curated for himself knew few bounds; topics never solely devoted to a single subject of interest.

Even still, he’d never been boisterous in said pride—like most assumed he would be upon first meeting him—but more so prideful in the standards he held himself to when assessing a problem, calculating potential solutions, then selecting the most efficient route to pursue based on the expansive knowledge he housed within his own mind.

The one instance he’d ever failed so blunderously in this regard, though, was the day he’d lied to his friends and family about having romantic relations with a completely fictional paramour.

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Senku lied about having a boyfriend for a year so his friends and family would let him focus on his and Chrome’s rocket. But when the lie spiraled out of control, collapsing in on itself like a core of subcritical fissionable material being compressed by external variables into a super-dense state, Senku was forced to face the lie he’d woven by attending couples therapy with a stranger.

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