no

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

drosophila representtttt

in a few short weeks, we're going to be jobless and homeless. but first, we're going to georgia and drink wine and connect and (un)plan and hold hands and wonder what the future holds.

lmao the dream job we’ve worked towards for the last few years ended up coming back to us!!!! with an even better salary than saudi!!!

the detached brutality of all these “women need to have more babies” thinkpieces man

split your body wide open for the stock market