syfyâs WYNONNA EARP (season three) SENTENCE STARTERS:
feel free to edit for pronouns/tense, etc.
cw for strong language, sexual / adult themes, alcohol mention, etc.
âdid you want to have a family someday?â
âitâs about time we had some vampires up in here.â
âyou made me pee a little!â
âiâll tell you what you can eatâŚa dick.â
âyou heard what i said. donât make me say it again.âÂ
âthis situation is a shit sandwich.â
âi donât like being treated like a meat ornament!â
âi swear on my favorite boy band, iâm going to kill him.â
âi will be down and back before you can say redheads do it better.â
âyou had me tied to a stripper pole.â
âiâve seen monks with more shit.â
âgrief gives rise to much confession.â
âgone like the girl in gone girl! the movie and the book!â
âlike my selfies and slide into my dmâs like a normal person!â
âi only call in sick during shark week.â
ânice deflection, michael jordan.â
âher purse is bigger than my vehicle.â
âiâd love to talk about her later.â
âiâm gonna drink for her.â
âcanât you be sober for once?â
âshe got even more pissed and tossed me into the closetâŚironically.â
âi donât need to get laid!â
âyouâre already a lesbian.â
âi saw carrie. i know whatâs up.â
âare we finally going to see your sex cave?â
âhavenât you been arrested like, 500 times?â
âi really wish you would stop helping.â
âi know sheâs good in bed because my house has very thin walls.âÂ
âcan you at least pretend you didnât give birth on this table?â
âthey were the first two to grab some birds and rub them on their bees.â
âi smoke cigarettes behind the church instead of ever going in.â
âmaybe we need more lube.â
âusually when you wake up in a strange room, you gotta spend the whole day at a walk-in clinic after.â
âyou ate edibles for breakfast.â