Dirty Memes

This just proves that Britain and British Colonies can’t grasp the concept of food despite killing millions for spices.

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

once i have enough money to buy an offshore oil rig it’ll be over for you hoes

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

feed me i’m a baby!

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

the only good april fool’s joke

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

where are their eyebrows

on the mona lisa