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Luther: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife

Diego: That's why I carry two knives

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Diego: I support women’s rights.

Get out of the car with Allison to beat some racist dudes

Diego: But I also support women’s wrongs!

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Ben: Based on genital structure, men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

Klaus: The Scots were right all along

Five: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies

Diego: The Scots were right all along.

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Klaus: FIVE! FIVE!!!

Five: Stop yelling. Viktor’s asleep.

Klaus, whispering: Oh, sorry.

Five: That's fine. What did you want to tell me?

Klaus, still whispering: The building's on fire.

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Klaus: Bitches be like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect, like what the fuck do you know about being baby, you were forced to grow up from an early age. Anyways I’m bitches

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THATS ALL FOR BENTOBER EVERYONE!!! I enjoyed this whole art challenge, these siblings and umbrella academy will have a place in my heart till the end. This show has just brought me immense joy and i love everything about it and the comics too. I’m looking forward to its final season…

Klaus: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head, am I hitting or kicking you?

Five: You'll mentally scar me more than anything.

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Ben: You need to stop doing weird things, going outside might help

Klaus : I went to the park today

Ben: There you go! I hope you got something from that

Klaus *open coat*: This duck

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*The Umbrella responding to being stabbed by a knife*

Allison: Rude.

Viktor: That's fair.

Klaus: Not again!

Diego: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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Diego: I failed my safety training test today.

Eudora: Why?

Diego: Well, one of the questions was "in the case of a fire in the building, what steps would you take?"

Eudora: And?

Diego: Apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Klaus: There were these huge bins of clothes and everybody was rifling through them like crazy. And I grabbed one and it fit! So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least it's bisexual.

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Five: Why are you calling so late Viktor?

Viktor: I’ve done something very bad.

Five: Put the corpse on ice, I’ll be there in ten minutes.

Viktor: What? No, I haven’t killed anyone.

Five: Really?

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Luther: What’s your biggest weakness?

Diego: I can be uncooperative.

Luther: Okay, give me an example.

Diego: No.

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Klaus : I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader

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Sissy: Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

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Klaus, preparing to see Dave again: Can I tell him he looks nice?

Ben: Sure.

Klaus: Can I tell him I missed him?

Ben: Maybe, if he asks.

Klaus: Can I show him the oil painting I made of us surrounded by our 3 cats and 4 dogs?

Ben: ...I’d save that for later.

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Viktor: Allison come over today

Allison: I can’t I’m hiding a body

Viktor: Harold isn’t home

Allison: ...

Allison: I know

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