HI I'M VELGER C:

Wisdom comes with age

I’m crying you guys!!

If a “will” is a desire or wish, and a “smith” is someone who creates, then Will Smith is the perfect casting choice for a genie

redditors need to be oppressed

Quiet evan let them have this one they did good

Funniest thing is people saying “folx” to make “folks” (a gender neutral word) gender neutral

Cats meow to communicate with humans. Humans meow to communicate with cats. We share a mutual language that neither of us understand.

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

have yall seen girls?? literally??have u all laid eyes on any girl ever????? highest form of art

Who wants to be the Harley Quinn to my Posion Ivy

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere

I’m in fucking tears

I ugly laughed

as if gay people could actually drive