the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

developers moving all their bug tracking and suggestion management to discord is like if you could only access customer support if you joined a facebook group. we need to start shaming people who use discords as a replacement for an actual proper repository

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

they really don't make Bigass Cabinet For Computer anymore. we were at the used furniture warehouse the other day & they had so many. that's the way things should be. lock away that wretched machine when you're done looking at it