Never settle for nothing.

That better not be a promise you break. 

The only thing I might break will be the bed.

We do that after - duh. 

Oh you’ll be so exhausted that you won’t be doing anything after.

Hopefully gettin’ fucked into the mattress…or whatever surface you have me on. 

Well it looks like we have a plan. I was gonna say Netflix and chill but that works too. 

I do get pretty messy, don’t I. 

Yeah, yeah you do. What ya doing later? 

You callin’ me messy?

Well there’s the paint and then there's those times when I get you really worked up in the bedroom.

The canvas. But it’s a messy process. 

So...like you then?

Did I just find my partner in crime? Right on, I signed up for football and field hockey. Pleasure is all mine Puck. You seem like you’ve got a goo head on your shoulders, and something tells me you’re slightly stubborn. I think we’ll get along just fine. 

I guess a gym partner wouldn't be too bad if that's what you're suggesting. Just don't be jealous when I crush your max weights. Football here is pretty good, played it for a bit then dropped it to start up lacrosse. I've got the best head on my shoulder around, won't get one quite like it. 

True. Just no surprise ice baths, okay?

I promise nothing.

I should. I’m so over these teachers.

They are trying to help, I know it. Even I can admit that and I want to tear up every bit of work I get.

Uh…no thanks. Only resort to that if I’m not breathing or something.

If you weren't breathing that'd just be a waste of H2O. Think about it.

Homework overload?

Burn it.

Sorry I lost your interest. Thanks though….I guess.

Most people do. Don't sweat it.