Vegans Must Be Stopped Deux

You do realize we are talking about a baby, right???? I mean….you do understand that, correct? I’m just checking because I don’t think you people quite understand that.

If you are going to try to stop people from cutting pieces of skin from a baby, then you need to take a long, hard look at just how out of whack your thinking is. What’s next? You are going to fight for babies to have the right to vote? You going try to get babies to drive cars?? You want babies to have driver’s licenses!!! It’s a MASSIVE slippery slope.

Also, not to state the obvious but you do know that babies contribute absolutely nothing to society.  How many babies do you know that have jobs? That’s right. NONE!!

Also, how is a person supposed to know it is not ok to cut pieces of skin from a baby if the baby can’t tell you otherwise? In other words, when a baby learns the native language at record speed, and literally tells their parents that “I don’t want pieces of skin cut from my body”, then how can parents possibly know to do otherwise.

I think we see eye to eye. Clearly you have thought about this long and hard….and it shows. Try explaining it to vegan parents though. Good luck with that.

Non-vegan parents wouldn’t dare dream of shoving their beliefs down their children’s throats which is why every single non-vegan parent in the entire history of existence has taken their children to see animals being slaughtered and just let the child decide for themselves whether they are ok with what they see, and whether they want to partake in the body of a butchered animal. No forcing from the parent one way or the other in the slightest as that would not be good parenting. Whatever the child says goes.

No “it’s ok there is nothing wrong with this”. No “it’s just nature sweetie”. No “the animal doesn’t feel a thing” coming from the parents. None of that. They stay silent and simply await their child’s decision.

It just turns out that the vast majority of the time when a child sees an animal being hacked to pieces, the child gets hungry, and says “mommy and daddy I’m like a lion”. No interference from ma and pa whatsoever.

But yes…..I agree. The government should force their beliefs down the throats of parents who force their beliefs down the throats of their children.

Hold on. Are you seriously ok with letting people NOT fund the round the clock cycle of force breeding and slaughtering animals by the billions for the sake of a taste preference??? You’re really ok with this?? You don’t think someone should put a stop to all of this NOT killing animals. You’re ok with just letting this slide?

Wow....what can I say? You’re way more open minded than I am and that’s really saying something.

You’ve been vegan for a while.....and you’re alive???? Nope....sorry, I don’t buy this for one second. You should go to a hospital right now and ask a doctor if you’re actually alive. If the answer is “yes” get away from that quack and get a second opinion.

It’s real simple..... About 40% of Americans have low b12 levels:

http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/89/2/693S.full

What does this mean? Obviously it means that 40% of Americans must be vegan. Nobody eating a cow’s asshole would ever have to worry about b12, and the bacteria from which it comes from.

Doctors recommend that everybody over the age of 65 take a b12 supplement:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/14/health/14brod.html?_r=0

What does this mean? Well, it means every senior citizen once they start collecting social security becomes vegan. Rich, elitist, old bastards have got more money to spend, so they are living decadent lives eating high brow foods like rice and beans.

Livestock animals get injected with b12:

http://eerainuh.com/supplementation-of-vitamin-b12-in-cattle-and-sheep-to-prevent-deficiency/

What does this mean? It means that since cows are vegan they can’t possibly get b12 so the farmers have to inject them with it so we can get b12 into us when we eat the cow. Basically it’s what people have been doing forever. Neinderthals used to stop at walgreens for a b12 supplement so they could inject it into their prey before they killed and ate the animal with their canine teeth.

68% of Americans take supplements:

http://www.crnusa.org/CRNPR14-CRNCCSurvey103014.html

It appears that a country has finally stood up to the vegan nazi takeover of the world that is destroying everything and is causing a massive implosion that will lead to a chaotic existence for everything that will ever exist.

Yes, Italy has now passed a law that will make it illegal to raise your children vegan.

I’m only hoping that this means we’ll live in a world where parents who take their children to Mcdonalds 3 times a week will finally get the recognition they deserve. 

I just read that nobody who is vegan is actually alive because they don’t eat something that they need.I’m sure it is well known fact from people who did not know Robin Williams, was not a part of Robin Williams life, did not have the slightest idea what Robin Williams was going through, did not do an autopsy on Robin Williams’ body, have no idea what Robin Williams was actually eating would know EXACTLY as to the reason why he would have committed suicide.  

As someone who never met Robin Williams my sources tell me that he died from a bacon deficiency.  So it’s probably a little bit of both.

Also, as science can attest there is not a single piece of Omega 3 (It’s actually not 6 but facts are for stupidheads)  found anywhere in the entire world except for aquatic animals. Therefore anybody who did not live near a major body of water where they could access fish clearly died of Parkinsons/Suicide/Mercury Deficiency throughout the history of mankind. 

Just type in any other food in cronometer besides an aquatic animal and look at the omega 3 content in them. For example, put something like flax seed and cronometer will show you the omega 3 contents. When you read it, it specifically states, “it’s not a fish you idiot, you’ll die of parkinsons and kill yourself”.

Also, since the tools that made the ability to catch fish frequently and consistently enough to be able to make eating fish a more viable option to the human species has only been around for several hundreds of years and the homo sapien has been around for millions of years, one would deduce that almost all of our ancestors for millions of years prior to the building of fishing tools died because they committed suicide because they didn’t eat fish.  

I really think you’ve thought this one through.

The whopper has been proven to increase the size of the penis. Sure, not in a “real world" way or by any of the “laws of physics" but you can just tell by the rhetoric of men who eat them.  Hell, the word “whopper" is Icelandic for “porn star sized penis".

This is where you male vegans have so many problems: The Penis. The effect of eating animals provides the necessary requirement of clogging the arteries that lead to your penis.

With blood not reaching the penis, the dreaded erection is not produced. So while you male vegans walk around with 24 hour boners and whatnot, real men don’t have to show off like that. It shows humility. What ever happened to family values?

Also, this provides a wonderful solution to overpopulation. I bet you vegans think that eating meat is not environmentally friendly. BOOM in your face!!! In your erection-abled faces!!!!

Also, as legendary non-erector/US presidential nominee Bob Dole showed us, you don’t need to stop eating meat to get a woody, all you need is a little blue pill. So……it also helps the economy.