a monster

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

You can’t ship that the characters have too large a gpa gap which means it’s a power imbalance

can i talk to you in the woods about something

why is explaining a villains sad backstory always taken as an effort toward excusing their actions. why does the conversation need to involve the question of excusing anything rather than just making their present behavior way more interesting by complicating their feelings or their motivations. why is acknowledging complicated feelings or motivations taken as apologism in and of itself. why is everyone so incredibly boring

how write book?

like that but more

oh noooooo

Hamsterdam

Kontent

Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone's problem.

"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine