Mostly void, partially stars

[Amnesty theme pauses on that lingering twang that comes right before the beat drop]

DM Griffin voice: “Vibe check!”

ned chicane 

ned chicane going to sleep: bed chicane 

 ned chicane with a new haircut: head chicane 

 ned chicane marrying barclay: wed chicane 

 ned chicane tries out a new color palette: red chicane 

 ned chicane as an element on the periodic table: lead chicane 

 ned chicane opening his own informative talk conference: ted chicane 

 ned chicane realizing he fucked up: dread chicane

ned chicane in a small shack: shed chicane  

ned chicane settling a new frontier: homestead chicane

ned chicane as an early-2000s youtube sensation: fred chicane

ned chicane as a funny vine: so no head chicane 

ned chicane escaping: fled chicane 

and of course (dont go under readmore if u didnt like ep 28)

and then. and then to fucking get it out. because it needed to be fucking destroyed because it was one of the mOST FUCKING DANGEROUS OBJECTS IN THE GODDAMN OMNIVERse. and because griffin said they had to avoid ‘a shitting based solution’:

taako turned magnus to fucking stone, and merle cast stone shape on fucking stone magnus and turned his lower fucking half into a fucking swirly chute slide so the philosophers stone fucking rolled down out of magnus’ goddamn fucking stomach and then the mcelroys referred to it as chutes and ladders anyway i want to die sometimes i think about how beautiful and intricate the balance story is and then i remember this and upsy your lifting friend and f u c k