a song for you.

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

was talking to my dad earlier about a movie he wants to watch with me (heat 1995) and he was like "oh did you know, this was the first movie ever that starred both robert deniro and al pacino together" and i almost went "wait weren't they both in goncharov tho" before i Remembered.

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

“I asked chatgpt” well I journeyed to Rivendell to seek council of Elrond Half-Elven, wise among men and wizards alike, and he invited me to a meeting with representatives of all the free peoples of Middle Earth. It turns out that my trouble is but part of the trouble of all the world, the origins of which lie in earlier, grander ages—but none of us stand alone!

“in persian culture when someone calls you beautiful, a common reply is: ‘It is your eyes that are beautiful.’ It means that you must carry beauty within yourself to be able to recognize it in others, everything is a mirror.”