I bet the OW universe has Build-a-Pachi stores.
is it bad that the first thing I thought of was this post?
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Build-A-Pachi Worker, on the verge of tears: Please, sirs, I--I can’t stuff it any more--the plush wasn’t designed to take this much stuffing---
Roadhog: *glaring down* Hrmmmm....
Junkrat: Did. We. Fucking. Stutter!? GET THAT COTTON-POLY BLEND INTO THAT OCTOPUS ONION!
Build-A-Pachi Worker: *whimpering while holding the plush to the stuffing machine* It’s just--
*Pachi-plush explodes, sending fluff raining down through the air*
Junkrat and Roadhog: *horrified gasps*
Build-A-Pachi Worker: ....
Roadhog: *simmering with rage*Â Hrrrrmmmmmmm---
Build-A-Pachi Worker: P-please don’t kill me! Please! I’ll--I’ll-- *runs behind the counter and brings out a box and sets it on the ground in front of them* Here! Take these! They’re the limited edition Pachi-World Grand Opening Anniversary plushes from last year! Corporate wanted us to burn them, but I was going stuff them so I could hawk them to the...*gulps and looks at Roadhog* ...the hardcore collectors.
Junkrat: ...you’re telling me, the suits wanted to destroy a whole box of Pachimaris?
Build-A-Pachi Worker: Well... it’s company policy for limited edition--
Junkrat: We got some new names to add to our shit-list, Roadie.
Roadhog: *nodding* Mmm-hrmm.
Build-A-Pachi Worker: *tearing up again* Please don’t kill me.
Junkrat: Nah, we don’t kill retailers without good reason. You’re not a suit. *kicks box* Now get stuffin’.Â
