Trying to flow

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

I'm generally not someone who's massively interested in litigating other people's kinks and icks. But I will say, many are just objectively funny in a way that isn't personal and if you can't really see the humor or irony in certain kink/ick you're spiritually dead. And let me tell you, I have been guffawing at "Mommy kink but dni if you're older than 30" for like three days now

Mommy kink, dni if older than 30 AND if you're into fauxcest/incest? I'm slapping my knee rn and howling like a wolf

umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

Hes like a bad roomba for floor pills

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on