dude.

tfw you read down through the rest of the email and see you get an exclusive skin, a poster, and a baby winston figurine bc you pre-ordered 

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          “Oh my god, Yve, get off of me -- you’re literally crushing my spleen.”

          She’s clearly not buying it. The feline gives a small, knowing smile as      Neptune speaks, her expression never wavering, arms folded beneath her      chest, a single dark brow raised slightly as gold hues look the marksman up      and down. “Neptune,” She begins, shaking her head just slightly, “If you’d      like to read it, you’re more than welcome to borrow it. All you have to      do is ask–I’m not judging.”

          “I don’t read erotic books!” Neptune suddenly blurts out, only to clamp a hand down over his mouth when he realizes how loud that was. “I mean, no offense to anyone who does, I just -- I mean, I’m not, uh -- whatever, just give me the book and promise not to tell a soul. No telling your teammates and especially no telling Sun. He’ll just go blab about it to Sage and Scarlet.”

     do you see this? he’s pouting now. full-blown pout because, “dude,      you know i don’t mean to. don’t kick me out.” he’s gotten so      used to sleeping in the same bed as his best friend, sun isn’t sure      he likes the idea of not anymore. “m’a space heater anyways, just      get closer next time! you can always wake me up and bitch at      me…”

          neptune isn’t going to deny that sun provides more than enough heat -- he’s practically warm enough to go without a blanket. he isn’t entirely sure what to label their bed sharing just yet, but the thought of getting closer to sun while they sleep is enough to get a blush on his cheeks. 

          “you just wanna get me close so you can pop a boner again,” leaves neptune’s mouth before he realizes what he’s saying, which causes his eyes to widen as soon as he processes his own words. “i mean,” he sputters, trying to figure out how to save himself, “i know i’m pretty and all, but at least take me out on a date before you try getting freaky while we’re sleeping.”

“Sure! That sounds great.” Truthfully, she was happy Neptune had asked  her to hang out with him. The last  thing she wanted was to hang around in her teams room, alone again. with nothing to do. “Is there anything specific that you needed to buy?”

          “Scarlet’s birthday is coming up and I want to get him something before we head back to Mistral,” Neptune replied with a small shrug, seemingly indifferent. Scarlet’s birthday was months away, but Weiss didn’t need to know that. Any excuse to spend time with the heiress was good enough for Neptune. “If there’s any shop you want to drop by in Vale, we can totally check it out too.”

tonight i have to compile my study guide for my anthropology class and study my ass off, but i’ll probably hop on here too ‘cause that’s all i have left to do. i’ll also be on my adam (whitefng) so feel free to follow me on there if you want !! i still have to make a promo image for him and promote him around the community, but that can be saved for after my finals tbh ??

“Mmph,” hues brushed over the Lien resting in his palm. “Maybe I’ll let you pick something out for me? Don’t really care what it is. Buy me a sheet of cake for all I care — if you can even find one cheap enough. Which I’m going to doubt.”

Surely, the boy would catch on. The criminal had a bit of trouble each time he attempted to actually purchase something; he had decided long ago, due to that very fact, that old dogs really couldn’t learn new tricks. So, he’d get a pup to do it for him.

          Neptune took that as his cue to take the money back and go buy something they could actually use -- food, mostly. He knew of a few places where three Lien could get him far, but they were rather shady establishments. Still, at least he could use the money for something that wasn’t illegal.

          “Maybe we can actually stock your fridge with stuff that hasn’t hit its expiration date yet,” he teased, offering the older man a purposely mocking grin. 

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          “You’re just mad ‘cause I actually beat you for once. Trust me, I’m never gonna let you live this down -- we gotta, like, commemorate this moment on a plaque or something.”

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          “Wait, was that a threat? Are you threatening me?”