usagoos

"I hope you're having a fine evening. But what you can do for me," he chirped, "is look through this case file and tell me if I did something wrong with it."

The case file was completely empty. Vassago wanted to know what satan would do. Lose his temper, laugh, or worse. He wanted to poke the dragon

"Still, I wish you'd take interests outside of lawful order. Witchholm is such an educational experience in....spontaneous creativity-"

Whining softly as the queen pinched his cheeks, he chuckled nervously and rubbed the spot. "I know, I know—and you know I’d never disrespect you in any way!" he said, flashing a sheepish smile. With a soft sigh, he added, "The law is who I am, my queen. And I believe you—everyone has a purpose in Hell, whether we like it or not." He nodded gently, taking another quiet breath. "But since I’m here now, we can finally catch up," he insisted.

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The best boi and his little shooting star ~

Getting to Know You Sentences

(Sentences for muses to get to know each other better. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"What's your favourite book?"

"This is how you like to have fun?"

"Did you have a happy childhood?"

"How's your cooking?"

"How long have you been here?"

"What do you want more than anything?"

"Do you have a family?"

"Is there anything that doesn't bore you?"

"Is there anything you ever wanted to do but you didn't do because everybody would watch you and question you?"

"What social media are you on?"

"Do you think you're a good man?"

"Is your job always like this?"

"How old are you?"

"Do you live alone?"

"Why are you so afraid to succeed?"

"Which one is your favourite?"

"Have you ever wanted any children?"

"Why do you want to be boring?"

"Was you father big in your life?"

"What were you like as a child?"

"How come you don't care where you're going?"

"How do you like to spend your free time?"

"You have an interesting accent. Where are you from exactly?"

"Can you sing?"

"Do you always talk to yourself?"

"Is that your real name?"

"Do you want a tattoo?"