i post spoilers and forget to tag it sometimes

lucy and andy: awwwthey said i love ypu to each other

pete and andrew: blowed up

catherine: mia but god i wish she blew up with pete and andrew

josie: still in a drawer handle

audrey: I LOVE YOU ALIVE GIRL PLEASE BE OK

ben: head injury......?? he made the show so fun i hope he's ok 😭

donna's dad: why you do that man. physically ok though

donna's mom: just witnessed her husband try to murder ben so. hope she's ok

donna: just witnessed her dad try to murder ben but i don't think she's too mad about that. donna i know you're experiencing a lot of big emotions rn but lets try and calm down

nadine: head injury gave her her memories back. for her sake i wish they didn't. poor nadine

mike: who cares about mike

ed: ummmmm. Ummmm. so many mixed feelings about this guy. at least he means well

norma: i know you think the nadine stuff is the worst things can get rn your sistwr got abducted girl. go check on her

leo: holding up. Those spiders

windom: lol

bobby and shelly: they're fine. whatever

general briggs: RECOVERED! YAY! received some bad news though

annie: in the hospital.....? i hope........? i want that to be real annie

harry: sleep deprived

shadow dale: shadow dale

bob: bob

this is totally not like the ending of portal 2

Transcript:

In the Cambrian period, the ocean was shallow and the sun never sets.

Every day was Sunday morning.

Animals had just invented eating each other and it was really funny.

The ocean was made of sprite also.

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